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Goldfinger (film) Quotes

Goldfinger (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Goldfinger stopped airing in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Harry Saltzman; Albert R. Broccoli as producer, John Barry (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ted Moore as head of cinematography.

Goldfinger (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Goldfinger (film) is 110 minutes long. Goldfinger (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Bernard Lee as James Bond, Desmond Llewelyn as Q, Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny, Bernard Lee as M, Cec Linder as Felix Leiter, Austin Willis as Simmons, Tania Mallet as Jill Masterson, Richard Vernon as Colonel Smithers, Gerry Duggan as Hawker, and Tania Mallet as Tilly Masterson.

Goldfinger (film) Quotes

Bernard Lee as James Bond

  • (p***** Galore) "What happened? Where's Goldfinger?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Playing his golden harp."
  • (Radio Newsman) "Station WEBS brings you the latest in world news. Washington -- at the White House today, the president said that he was entirely satisfied --"
  • (Bernard Lee) "That makes two of us."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Run along now, man talk --"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Shocking. Positively shocking."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Two holes to go."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Yes, and all's square."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Then you have no objection to increasing the stakes?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "No. What did you have in mind?"
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Why, the bar of gold you have with you, naturally."
  • (Bernard Lee) "It's worth five thousand pounds."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Oh, I'll stake the cash equivalent."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Naturally."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Strict rules of golf?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "But of course."
  • (Bernard Lee) "What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?"
  • (Lois Maxwell) "Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear -- you know, on the third finger of your left hand?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Hmm, one of these days we really must look into that."
  • (Lois Maxwell) "What about tonight? You'll come over for dinner --"
  • (Lois Maxwell) "and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have a -- business appointment."
  • (Lois Maxwell) "That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Oh, well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James?"
  • (Bernard Lee) ""She" is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late."
  • (Lois Maxwell) "So there's hope for me yet."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me?"
  • (Sierra) "Don't go back to your hotel señor. They'll be watching you. There's a plane leaving for Miami in an hour."
  • (Bernard Lee) "I'll be on it; but, first I have some unfinished business to attend to."
  • (Bernard Lee) "My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Manners, Oddjob. I thought you always took your hat off to a lady."
  • (Bernard Lee) "You know, he kills little girls like you."
  • (p***** Galore) "Little boys, too."
  • (Bernard Lee) "p*****. Who taught you judo?"
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Well, you're forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "I trust he will be more successful."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Well, he knows what I know."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "You know nothing, Mr. Bond."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Operation Grand Slam, for instance."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Two words you may have overheard, which cannot have the slightest significance to you or anyone in your organization."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Can you afford to take that chance?"
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "You are quite right, Mr. Bond. You are worth more to me alive."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Now, let's both play."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Remarkable -- but what does the club secretary have to say?"
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Oh, nothing, Mr. Bond -- I own the club."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Special plane, lunch at the White House -- how come?"
  • (Cec Linder) "The President wants to thank you personally."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Oh, it was nothing, really."
  • (Cec Linder) "I know that, but he doesn't."
  • (Bernard Lee) "I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there."
  • (Cec Linder) "I told the stewardess liquor for three."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Who are the other two?"
  • (Cec Linder) "Oh, there are no other two."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Why were you shooting at me?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "I wasn't. I was shooting at Goldfinger."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Then you're an awful shot."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Do you expect me to talk?"
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
  • (Bernard Lee) "You play a Slazenger 1, don't you?"
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Yes, why?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "This is a Slazenger 7."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Here's my Penfold Hearts. You must have played the wrong ball somewhere on the 18th fairway. We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Bond, James Bond"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Discipline, 007. Discipline."
  • (p***** Galore) "I'm Mr. Goldfinger's personal pilot."
  • (Bernard Lee) "You are? And, just how personal is that?"
  • (p***** Galore) "I'm a damn good pilot. Period."
  • (Mei-Lei) "Can I do something for you, Mr. Bond?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Eh, just a drink. A martini. Shaken, not stirred."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Forgive me, Mr. Bond, but, uh -- I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo."
  • (Bernard Lee) "As you said, he had a pressing engagement."
  • (Bernard Lee) "We must have a few fast falls together some time."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Now hear this, Goldfinger. Your luck has just changed. I doubt very much that the Miami Beach Police would take kindly to what you're doing. Nod your head if you agree -- Nod --"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Good. Now, start losing, Goldfinger. Shall we say ten thousand dollars? No, let's be generous. Let's make it fifteen thousand."
  • (Austin Willis) "Well, I can see this is really my day."
  • (Austin Willis) "Gin."
  • (Tania Mallet) "May I see?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Over and out."
  • (Bernard Lee) "That should keep him occupied for quite some time."
  • (Tania Mallet) "I'm beginning to like you, Mr. Bond."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Oh -- call me James."
  • (Tania Mallet) "More than anyone I've ever met in a long time -- James."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Well, what are we going to do about it?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "Yes, what?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "I'll tell you at dinner."
  • (Tania Mallet) "Where?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Oh, I know the best place in town."
  • (Bernard Lee) "I have a slight inferiority complex."
  • (Bernard Lee) "You know Operation Grand Slam simply won't work. And incidentally Delta-9 nerve gas is fatal."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "You are unusually well informed, Mr Bond."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Ah, welcome to AuricStud, Mr. Bond."
  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Beautiful animal, isn't she?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Certainly better bred than the owner."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Well, well, the new Miss Galore. Where do you hide your gold knuckles in that outfit."
  • (p***** Galore) "Oh, I never carry weapons after business hours."
  • (Bernard Lee) "None at all?"
  • (p***** Galore) "I'm completely defenseless --"
  • (Bernard Lee) "-- so am I."
  • (Bernard Lee) "He's quite mad, you know?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Who are you?"
  • (p***** Galore) "My name is p***** Galore."
  • (Bernard Lee) "I must be dreaming."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Auric Goldfinger. Sounds like a French nail varnish."
  • (Bernard Lee) "You're a woman of many parts, p*****."
  • (Bernard Lee) "What's your name?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "Jill."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Jill who?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "Jill Masterson."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Tell me, Jill -- why does he do it?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "He likes to win."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Why do you do it?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "He pays me."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Is that all he pays you for?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "And for being seen with him."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Just seen?"
  • (Tania Mallet) "Just seen."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Oh, I'm so glad. You're much too nice to be mixed up in anything like this, you know."
  • (Bernard Lee) "I must have appealed to her maternal instincts."
  • (Mei-Lei) "Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred."

Austin Willis as Simmons

  • (Auric Goldfinger) "Good morning, Mr. Simmons. Ready for our little game?"
  • (Austin Willis) "Sure I'm ready. When you're ten grand in the hole, you're ready for anything."

Desmond Llewelyn as Q

  • (Desmond Llewelyn) "Reception on the dashboard, here. Audo-visual"
  • (Desmond Llewelyn) ", range a hundred and fifty miles."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route."
  • (Desmond Llewelyn) "It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, ENTIRELY for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, INTACT for once, when you return from the field."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field."
  • (Desmond Llewelyn) "Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Yeah, why not?"
  • (Desmond Llewelyn) "Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Ejector seat? You're joking."
  • (Desmond Llewelyn) "I never joke about my work, 007."

Cec Linder as Felix Leiter

  • (Cec Linder) "007 seems to have the situation well in hand. Come, I'm bushed, let's get back to the motel."
  • (Bernard Lee) "You're quite a girl, p*****."
  • (Cec Linder) "You okay, James? Where's your butler friend?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "He blew a fuse."
  • (Cec Linder) "It's about 007, sir. We picked up his homer signal. Its monitored into Friendship Airport, Baltimore, where he's just landed."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Baltimore? Oh, nice of him to let us know; last we heard he was in Switzerland."

Richard Vernon as Colonel Smithers

  • (Richard Vernon) "Gentlemen, Mr. Goldfiinger has gold bullion on deposit in Zurich, Amsterdam, Caracas, Hong Kong -- worth 20 million pounds. Most of it came from this country."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Why move it?"
  • (Richard Vernon) "Because the price of gold varies from country to country. If you buy it here at 30 dollars an ounce, you can sell it in, say, Pakistan for 110 dollars and triple your money -- provided, of course, you have the facilities for melting it down."
  • (Bernard Lee) "And has he?"
  • (Richard Vernon) "Apart from being a legitimate international bullion dealer, Mr. Goldfinger poses -- no, that's not quite fair -- is, among his many other pursuits, a legitimate international jeweler. He's legally entitled to operate modest metallurgical installations. His British one is down in Kent. We have yet to discover how he transfers his gold out of the coutry -- Lord knows we've tried."
  • (Richard Vernon) "If your department can establish that it is being done illegally, the bank can institute proceedings to recover the bulk of his holdings."
  • (Bernard Lee) "I think it's time Mr. Goldfinger and I met -- socially, of course."
  • (Richard Vernon) "I was hoping you'd say that."
  • (Bernard Lee) "It might lead to a business talk -- Mr. Goldfinger's kind of business."
  • (Richard Vernon) "Have a little more of this rather disappointing brandy."
  • (Bernard Lee) "What's the matter with it?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "I'd say it was a 30-year-old fine, indifferently blended, sir -- with an overdose of bon-bois."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007."
  • (Richard Vernon) "Mr. Bond can make whatever use of it he deems necessary -- provided he returns it, of course. It's worth five thousand pounds."
  • (Bernard Lee) "You'll draw it from Q Branch -- with the rest of your equipment -- in the morning."
  • (Bernard Lee) "Of course, sir."
  • (Richard Vernon) "We, here at the Bank of England, Mr. Bond, are the official depository for gold bullion -- just as Fort Knox, Kentucky is for the United States. We know, of course, the amounts we each hold, we know the amounts deposited in other banks, and we can estimate what is being held for industrial purposes. This allows our two governments to establish, respectively, the true value of the dollar and the pound. Consequently, we are vitally concerned about unauthorized leakages."
  • (Bernard Lee) "I take it you mean smuggling."
  • (Richard Vernon) "Yes. Gold, gentlemen, which can be melted down and recast, is virtually untraceable -- making it, unlike diamonds, ideal for smuggling -- attracting the biggest and most ingenious criminals."

Tania Mallet as Tilly Masterson

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Gerry Duggan as Hawker

  • (Gerry Duggan) "If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer."
  • (Bernard Lee) "'Tisn't."
  • (Gerry Duggan) "How do you know?"
  • (Bernard Lee) "I'm standing on it."

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