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Good Times with Weapons Quotes

Good Times with Weapons is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Good Times with Weapons ended its run in 1970.

Good Times with Weapons Quotes

  • (Male Vet) "Here you go pup I got a sweet dose of murder for you. What the -- blast it he's escaped. Oh well, lets murder one of these other dogs."
  • (Man #1) "Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened. I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change."
  • (Townsfolk) "Yeah. I agree."
  • (Unnamed) "This is the worst thing that's happened in this town. The worst thing."
  • (Man #2) "Yeah. I mean, there were children watching that auction. And when that little eight-year-old-boy walked up and flashed his -- penis -- it was an outrage."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Skeeter) "Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -- penis. How am I supposed to explain that to her?"
  • (Unnamed) "This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down."
  • (Unnamed) "You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman? What were you thinking?"
  • (Unnamed) "I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction."
  • (Unnamed) "Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just run with it, dude."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, yeah. I agree. Uh, my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing. Cartman should be punished."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, f*** you, Kyle."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchucks away. If you can. But you know damn well that your Jewish blood won't let you. You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Go ahead and try. Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. Right now the Jew in you is screaming 'No. Those cost money. Get your money back.' You know this to be true. Go ahead. Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle. Do it."
  • (Unnamed) "W-w-what's the matter fellas? Are you ninjas or p-pussies?"

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