Goodbye, Michael Quotes

Goodbye, Michael is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Goodbye, Michael ended its run in 1970.

Goodbye, Michael Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "Can I give you a piece of advice?"
• (Michael Scott) "A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite."

• (Toby Flenderson) "Well, you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder, Rory Flenderson. You should look him up."
• (Michael Scott) "OK --"

• (Michael Scott) "I bought this for myself."
• (Michael Scott) "And yesterday they gave me this."
• (Michael Scott) "I still need something to drink from, though."

• (Phyllis Vance) "As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it just feels good to be represented on one."

• (Michael Scott) "Why am I so sad? Am i doing the wrong thing?"
• (Jim Halpert) "Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch."

• (Michael Scott) "Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs?"

• (Jim Halpert) "So you guys are filming us when we go to the bathroom now?"

• (Michael Scott) "Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest -- that's what she said."

• (Michael Scott) "For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day at the office."

• (Dwight Schrute) ""To whom it may concern." Good, real personal. Thanks Michael. "The dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme." That's great. If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary. "I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme." Lots more like that, really repetitive. What's this? "Two forty five, behind the building. Paintball." Oooh yeah."

• (Michael Scott) "I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start Improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer. And you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote."

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