Goodness Gracious Me (TV series) Quotes

Goodness Gracious Me is a Sketch comedy that first aired in 1970 on BBC Radio 4. Goodness Gracious Me completed its run in 1970.

Goodness Gracious Me aired for 39 (19 radio and 20 TV) episodes. Goodness Gracious Me is executive produced by Jon Plowman. Goodness Gracious Me is created by Sanjeev Bhaskar.

Each episode of Goodness Gracious Me is 25 mins long.

Goodness Gracious Me Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Check please --"

• (Woman) "So what do you use then; poison?"
• (Buddhist) "Poison; no poison."
• (Woman) "Oh, you are going to smoke them out."
• (Buddhist) "Smoke; no smoke."
• (Woman) "Then how are you going to kill them?"
• (Biddhist) "Kill? Buddha teaches us, that we are all clever human beings. We don't have to kill."
• (Woman) "Well, how are you going to get rid of them then?"
• (Buddhist) "I intend to make them think about their actions."

• (Reporter) "How would you describe the condition in the refugee-camp?"
• (Mr. Isaq) "What refugee-camp?"
• (Reporter) "Well, THIS refugee-camp."
• (Mr. Isaq) "This is my family picnic."

• (Unnamed) "I knew that."

• (Unnamed) "Kiss my chuddies, man."

• (Unnamed) "Oyeeeee Surjeeeeet."

• (Unnamed) "I can make it at home for nothing."

• (The Guru Maharishi Yogi) "Hello, do you want to be a Hindu?"
• (Woman) "Yes, I have always wanted to become a Hindu."
• (The Guru Maharishi Yogi) "Well, you can't. Have a nice day."

• (Butler) "May I take your hat, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "No, buy your own."

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