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Goosebumps (film) Quotes

Goosebumps (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Goosebumps completed its run in 1970.

It features Deborah Forte; Neal H. Moritz as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Javier Aguirresarobe as head of cinematography.

Goosebumps (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Goosebumps (film) is 103 minutes long. Goosebumps (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Black as R.L. Stine, Ryan Lee as Champ, Dylan Minnette as Zach Cooper, Odeya Rush as Hannah, Timothy Simons as Officer Stevens, and Amanda Lund as Officer Brooks.

Goosebumps (film) Quotes

Timothy Simons as Officer Stevens

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Jack Black as R.L. Stine

  • (Jack Black) "Hello. My name is Mr. R.L. Stine. Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist."
  • (Jack Black) "What are you doing? Get me out."
  • (Jack Black) "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, keep going."
  • (Jack Black) "All the monsters I've ever created are locked inside these books. But when they open --"
  • (Hallway Player) "Hello, Mr. Stine."
  • (Jack Black) "Hello, Mr. Black."

Dylan Minnette as Zach Cooper

  • (Dylan Minnette) "Alright, everyone, find anything you can to barricade the doors."
  • (Odeya Rush) "We cannot let the monsters inside."
  • (Dylan Minnette) "He's a big teddy bear."
  • (Odeya Rush) "Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone."
  • (Dylan Minnette) "Gnomes? Maybe, they're friendly."
  • (Dylan Minnette) "Not friendly. Definitely not friendly."
  • (Dylan Minnette) "You're him aren't you? You're R.L.Stine."
  • (Jack Black) "R, L, who? I don't know who that is."
  • (Dylan Minnette) "Oh really? Just as well cause his books suck."
  • (Odeya Rush) "What are you doing?"
  • (Dylan Minnette) "I can't decide which I hate more, 'Monster Blood' or 'Go Eat Worms'"
  • (Ryan Lee) "I'm so confused"
  • (Dylan Minnette) "You see the endings coming from a mile away, its like, stop trying to be Stephen King man --"
  • (Jack Black) "Let me tell you something about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me. I've sold way more books than him, but no one ever talks about that."
  • (Dylan Minnette) "She's locked in this house and her dad's a psychopath."
  • (Ryan Lee) "Does she have a friend?"

Odeya Rush as Hannah

  • (Odeya Rush) "So you're the new neighbor?"
  • (Dylan Minnette) "Yeah. I'm Zach, by the way."
  • (Odeya Rush) "I'm Hannah."
  • (Jack Black) "Hannah, get away from the window. Now."
  • (Odeya Rush) "I gotta go."
  • (Dylan Minnette) "Hi. Hey, we're just moving in."
  • (Jack Black) "You see that fence?"
  • (Dylan Minnette) "Uh, yes --"
  • (Jack Black) "Stay on your side of it."
  • (Odeya Rush) "Did you unlock a book?"
  • (Jack Black) "Oh, no --"
  • (Dylan Minnette) "I'm sorry. I'll put it back where it belongs. Look, here it is."
  • (Odeya Rush) "No, don't open it."
  • (Odeya Rush) "Nobody make a sound."
  • (Odeya Rush) "So, why'd you move to Madison?"
  • (Dylan Minnette) "Well, my mom said to me: "Zach, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" And I said: "Can we please move to Madison, Delaware? That'd be my dream.""
  • (Odeya Rush) "Are you always this sarcastic?"
  • (Dylan Minnette) ""Always," that's a strong word. Not always. Usually."

Ryan Lee as Champ

  • (Ryan Lee) "The Abominable Snowman just crawl out of a book, that doesn't just happen."
  • (Jack Black) "You just released every monster I've ever created."
  • (Ryan Lee) "What was that?"
  • (Jack Black) "It's the Invisible Boy."
  • (Ryan Lee) "Ow."
  • (Jack Black) "Ah, he's such a crack up."

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