Graduation Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Graduation Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Graduation Day ended its run in 1970.

Graduation Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Journey's end. And what is a journey? Is it just distance traveled? Time spent? No, it's what happens on the way. It's the things that shape you. At the end of the journey, you're not the same. Today is about change. Graduation doesn't just mean your circumstances change, it means you do. You ascend to a higher level. Nothing will ever be the same. Nothing."
• (Unnamed) "And so, as we look back on -- on the events that have brought us to this day -- we-we must all- AHH. It has begun, my destiny. It's a little sooner than I expected. I had this whole section on civic pride, but, I guess we'll just skip to the big finish."

• (Unnamed) "Well, gosh."

• (Unnamed) "There's something I'm supposed to be doing."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah. Miles to go. Little Miss Muffet counting down from 7-3-0."

• (Unnamed) "Don't do that."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I will. I'll do worse. Murderous little fiend. Did you see what she did to my Faith?"
• (Unnamed) "I got no plans to weep over that."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well I'd get set for a world of weeping. I'd get set for a world of pain. Misery loves company young man, and I'm more than willing to share that with you and your whore."
• (Unnamed) "Well -- looks like someone has been eating his spinach. No need to worry everyone. There will be a little intermission here. Wouldn't want to miss the second act, do we?"

• (Unnamed) "Faith told me to play on his human weakness."
• (Unnamed) "Faith told you? Was that before or after you put her in a coma?"
• (Unnamed) "After."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."

• (Unnamed) "I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."
• (Unnamed) "We attack the Mayor with humus."
• (Unnamed) "I stand corrected."
• (Unnamed) "Just keeping things in perspective."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you."

• (Unnamed) "We survived."
• (Unnamed) "It was a hell of a battle."
• (Unnamed) "Not the battle. High School."

• (Unnamed) "Here's your coffee, brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you."
• (Unnamed) "Horrible."
• (Unnamed) "Aren't you supposed to be drinkin' tea, anyway?"
• (Unnamed) "Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. But you're destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype, here."

• (Unnamed) "There's a certain, um, dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on-on predestination, one might say."
• (Unnamed) "Fire bad. Tree pretty."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, sorry. I'll go an tend to Wesley, see if he's still, um, whimpering."

• (Unnamed) "Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate. This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet."

• (Unnamed) "Buffy no longer needs a Watcher."
• (Unnamed) "Well does he have to leave the country? I mean, you got fired and you still hang around like a big loser, why can't he?"

• (Unnamed) "I demand an explanation."
• (Unnamed) "For what?"
• (Unnamed) "Wesley."
• (Unnamed) "Uh; inbreeding?"

• (Unnamed) "Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass."

• (Unnamed) "You and Xander are gonna have to work together now, can you guys handle that?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm still key guy, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Right."
• (Unnamed) "Great. Then Angel, in his non-key-guy capacity, can work with me."
• (Unnamed) "What fun."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, key guy still talkin'."

• (Unnamed) "My God. He's gonna do the entire speech."
• (Unnamed) "Man, just ascend already."
• (Unnamed) "Evil."

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