Grease (film) Quotes

Grease (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Grease ended its run in 1970.

It features Robert Stigwood; Allan Carr as producer, Michael Gibson (musician) in charge of musical score, and Bill Butler (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Grease (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Grease (film) is 110 minutes long. Grease (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Didi Conn as Frenchy, Stockard Channing as Rizzo, Olivia Newton-John as Sandy, Jeff Conaway as Kenickie, Dinah Manoff as Marty, Barry Pearl as Doody, Edd Byrnes as Vince, Michael Tucci as Sonny, Eve Arden as Principal McGee, Sid Caesar as Coach Calhoun, Jamie Donnelly as Jan, Susan Buckner as Patty, Kelly Ward as Putzie, Joan Blondell as Vi, Annette Charles as Cha Cha, Darrell Zwerling as Mr. Lynch, and Dody Goodman as Blanche.

Grease (film) Quotes

Susan Buckner as Patty

• (Susan Buckner) "Oh you MUST think I'm a terrible clod for not introducing myself to your friend --. Hi, I'm Patty Simcox --"
• (Susan Buckner) "Welcome to RydELL OH."
• (Susan Buckner) "-- well I hope you'll be at cheerleader tryouts. We'll have so much fun and get to be life-long friends."

Stockard Channing as Rizzo

• (Stockard Channing) "How about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going?"
• (Jamie Donnelly) "I got Twinkies. Anybody want one?"
• (Dinah Manoff) "Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan."
• (Jamie Donnelly) "It says right here it's a dessert wine."
• (Jamie Donnelly) "What's the matter? We don't got cooties."
• (Stockard Channing) "I'll bet you've never had a drink before either, have you?"
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once."
• (Stockard Channing) "Well, ringa ding-ding."

• (Stockard Channing) "Peachy keen, jellybean."

• (Stockard Channing) "Ooh -- I should've told you. You shouldn't inhale if you're not used to it."
• (Didi Conn) "Sandy, let me show you how to French inhale. It's really cool, watch."
• (Dinah Manoff) "That is the ugliest looking thing I ever saw."
• (Didi Conn) "Yeah, the guys really go for it. I mean that's how I got my nickname Frenchy."
• (Stockard Channing) "Sure it is."

• (Stockard Channing) "Where are you goin'? To flog your log?"
• (Danny) "Much better than hanging around here with you dorks."

• (Stockard Channing) "What about Rudy from the Capri Lounge?"
• (Dinah Manoff) "Get serious."
• (Stockard Channing) "It's just a suggestion."
• (Dinah Manoff) "Well, I already called him."

• (Stockard Channing) "Look who's coming. Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell Hi-"
• (Stockard Channing) "Hi."
• (Susan Buckner) "Oh I just love the first day of school, don't you?"
• (Stockard Channing) "It's the biggest thrill of my life."
• (Susan Buckner) "Hey, they just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?"
• (Stockard Channing) "Who?"
• (Susan Buckner) "ME. Isn't that the most? To say the least?"
• (Stockard Channing) "The very least."

• (Stockard Channing) "Marty, you ain't gonna tell anybody about this, right?"
• (Dinah Manoff) "Oh sure, Riz, look: I'll take it to the grave."
• (Dinah Manoff) "Coming through, coming through. Lady with a baby."

• (Stockard Channing) "Hey Zuko. I've got a surprise for you."
• (Danny) "Oh, Yeah?"
• (Stockard Channing) "Yeah"
• (Danny) "Sandy."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Danny."
• (Danny) "Wha-what are you doing here, I thought you were moving back to Australia?"
• (Olivia Newton-John) "We were but we had a change in plans."

• (Stockard Channing) "What's up, Kenickie?"
• (Jeff Conaway) "One guess."

• (Stockard Channing) "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee / Lousy with virginity / Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed / I can't, I'm Sandra Dee."

• (Stockard Channing) "I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Relax -- A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best."
• (Stockard Channing) "You pig."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Oh, I love it when you talk dirty."

• (Stockard Channing) "Ok, so what do you guys think this is a gang bang?"
• (Michael Tucci) "Yeah, you wish."

• (Danny) "Oh, bite the weenie, Riz."
• (Stockard Channing) "With relish."

• (Danny) "You're looking good, Riz."
• (Stockard Channing) "Eat your heart out."
• (Danny) "But sloppy seconds ain't my style."

• (Stockard Channing) "I don't steal and I don't lie / But I can feel and I can cry / A fact I bet you never knew / But to cry in front of you / That's the worst thing I could do."

Olivia Newton-John as Sandy

• (Olivia Newton-John) "No, Danny."
• (Danny) "Sandy, don't worry about it, nobody's watching."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Danny, get off me."
• (Danny) "Come on, Sandy, what's the matter with you? I thought I meant something to you."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Meant something to you. You think I'm going to stay here with you in this? this sin wagon? You can take this piece of tin."
• (Danny) "Sandy, you just can't walk out of a drive-in."

• (Olivia Newton-John) "Are you making fun of me, Riz?"
• (Stockard Channing) "Some people are so touchy."

• (Olivia Newton-John) "He was sort of special."
• (Stockard Channing) "There ain't no such thing."

• (Olivia Newton-John) "What if they dance diffently than we do back home?"
• (Stockard Channing) "Hey don't worry, maybe you'll invent the kangaroo bop."

• (Olivia Newton-John) "Your a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you."

• (Danny) "Sandy."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Tell me about it, stud."

• (Danny) "You've gotta make friends with the cameraman."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "The cameraman?"
• (Danny) "Yeah, his name's Ted."

• (Olivia Newton-John) "I'm going back to Australia; I might never see you again."
• (Danny) "Don't -- don't talk that way, Sandy."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "But it's true. I've just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn't fair."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Danny, don't spoil it."
• (Danny) "It's not spoiling it, Sandy, it's only making it better."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Danny -- is this the end?"
• (Danny) "Of course not; it's only the beginning."

• (Danny) "That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "Danny?"
• (Danny) "That's my name, don't wear it out."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "What's the matter with you?"
• (Danny) "What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you?"
• (Olivia Newton-John) "What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?"
• (Danny) "Well I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know."
• (Olivia Newton-John) "You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you."

• (Olivia Newton-John) "Frenchy, I don't feel so good."
• (Stockard Channing) "Think of it this way, if she screws you up she can always fix your hair so your ears don't show."

Dinah Manoff as Marty

• (Dinah Manoff) "Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?"
• (Stockard Channing) "No, you can still see your face."

• (Dinah Manoff) "What's with you tonight?"
• (Stockard Channing) "I feel like a defective typewriter."
• (Dinah Manoff) "Huh?"
• (Stockard Channing) "I skipped a period."
• (Dinah Manoff) "Think you're P.G.?"

Didi Conn as Frenchy

• (Didi Conn) "I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know, like Debbie Reynolds had in "Tammy." What do you think?"
• (Joan Blondell) "If you find him, give him my phone number."

• (Didi Conn) "Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."

• (Didi Conn) "Sandy, Sandy, beauty is pain."
• (Didi Conn) "Could you please get me some ice to numb her earlobes?"
• (Dinah Manoff) "Why don't you just let the cold water run, and stick her ear under the faucet?"
• (Didi Conn) "Oh."

• (Didi Conn) "Beauty-school sure wasn't as I thought it would be."
• (Joan Blondell) "Nothing ever is."

• (Didi Conn) "Doody, how do I look?"
• (Barry Pearl) "Like a beautiful blonde pineapple."

Jamie Donnelly as Jan

• (Jamie Donnelly) "You mean you're dropping out of Rydell?"
• (Didi Conn) "I don't look at it as dropping out. I look at it as a very strategic career move."

• (Jamie Donnelly) "Don't let me near the refreshment stand."
• (Jamie Donnelly) "Take my money away from me. I'm not hungry. I'M NOT HUNGRY."

• (Jamie Donnelly) "I've been dieting all day. My mom's apple pie is better than this stuff. do you want some?"
• (Kelly Ward) "SURE."
• (Michael Tucci) "Hey Putzie -- 15 minutes."

Michael Tucci as Sonny

• (Michael Tucci) "Rizzo got a bun in the oven."

• (Danny) "Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing."
• (Michael Tucci) "Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?"
• (Kelly Ward) "Is that all it takes 15 minutes?"

• (Michael Tucci) "I'm not taking any of her crap, that's all, I'll take no crap from nobody."

• (Michael Tucci) "Hey Putzie, why don't you call her?"
• (Kelly Ward) "Oh, Sandy. Wherefore art thou, Sandy?"

• (Danny) "You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that."
• (Michael Tucci) "Right, the chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in."

• (Michael Tucci) "Geez. Every teacher I got this year has flunked me at least once."
• (Barry Pearl) "Yeah and if you don't watch it, you're gonna be spending all your time in McGee's office"
• (Michael Tucci) "Yeah well this year she's gonna wish she's never seen me"
• (Barry Pearl) "Oh yeah? and what are you gonna do?"
• (Michael Tucci) "I just ain't gonna take any of her crap that's all. I don't take no crap from nobody"
• (Eve Arden) "Sonny?"
• (Michael Tucci) "Oh, Hello ma'am"
• (Eve Arden) "Aren't you suppose to be in homeroom right now?"
• (Michael Tucci) "I was just going for a walk"
• (Eve Arden) "You were just dawdling weren't you?"
• (Michael Tucci) "Yes ma'am"
• (Eve Arden) "That is no way to start a new semester Mr. LaTierre"
• (Michael Tucci) "Va fa napoli, tutte puttana"
• (Eve Arden) "Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?"
• (Michael Tucci) "Yes ma'am"
• (Eve Arden) "Are you just going to stand there all day?"
• (Michael Tucci) "Uh no ma'am, I mean yes ma'am, I mean I'm just um --"
• (Eve Arden) "Well which is it, yes or no?"
• (Michael Tucci) "No ma'am"
• (Eve Arden) "Good. Then MOVE."
• (Michael Tucci) "Yes Ma'am"
• (Danny) "I'm sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny. You would've really told her off, huh?"

Annette Charles as Cha Cha

• (Annette Charles) "They call me Cha Cha because I'm the best dancer at St. Bernadette's."
• (Didi Conn) "With the worst reputation."

Barry Pearl as Doody

• (Barry Pearl) "The problem's in this rubber band engine."
• (Jeff Conaway) "The problem's in your mouth."
• (Michael Tucci) "Kenickie, got any Scotch tape?"

Sid Caesar as Coach Calhoun

• (Sid Caesar) "Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact."
• (Danny) "Oh, yeah? Like what?"
• (Sid Caesar) "Like, uh -- track."
• (Danny) "Whaddaya mean, like running?"
• (Sid Caesar) "Not just running. Something that needs endurance. Something that needs stamina. Like, long-distance running. Cross-country running."
• (Danny) "That could be cool."

• (Sid Caesar) "All couples must be boy-girl."
• (Kelly Ward) "Too bad, Eugene."

Jeff Conaway as Kenickie

• (Jeff Conaway) "You're cruisin' for a bruisin'"

• (Jeff Conaway) "Oh, great. I get stuck with the check again."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Gimme money."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Okay, what's with you tonight, huh? You got the personality of a wet mop."
• (Stockard Channing) "Don't start with me."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Oh, sure. Fine. Eureka. How 'bout I finish with ya, huh?"
• (Stockard Channing) "Finish this."
• (Stockard Channing) "To you from me, PinkyLee. Sorry, French."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Hey. Rizzo. I wanna talk to you. NOW."

• (Jeff Conaway) "Hey Rizzo, I hear you're knocked up."
• (Stockard Channing) "You do huh? Boy, good new really travels fast."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Hey listen, why didn'tcha tell me?"
• (Stockard Channing) "What's it to ya?"
• (Jeff Conaway) "Anything I can do?"
• (Stockard Channing) "You did enough."
• (Jeff Conaway) "I don't run away from my mistakes"
• (Stockard Channing) "Don't worry about it Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Thanks a lot kid."
• (Stockard Channing) "Any time --"

• (Danny) "Hey guys, look."
• (Jeff Conaway) "Ladies and gentlemen. Dingleberries On Parade."
• (Michael Tucci) "Yeah"
• (Barry Pearl) "Hey, look. You really put your foot into it this time, Chisum."
• (Kelly Ward) "Yeah, try hopscotch, you hot dog."
• (Michael Tucci) "What a gavone. Gumdrops, man."

Edd Byrnes as Vince

• (Edd Byrnes) "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancin' shoes."

• (Edd Byrnes) "Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine, I'm judging the dance contest."
• (Dinah Manoff) "I don't think I'm entered."
• (Edd Byrnes) "A knockout like you? What's your name?"
• (Dinah Manoff) "Marty."
• (Edd Byrnes) "Marty what?"
• (Dinah Manoff) "Maraschino. You know, as in cherry."

• (Edd Byrnes) "Thank you, fans and friends and odds and ends. And now, for you gals and guys, a few words to the wise. You Jims and Sals are my best pals. And to look your best for the big contest, just be yourselves and have a ball. That's what it's all about, after all. So, forget about the camera and think about the beat. We'll give the folks at home a real big treat. Don't worry about where the camera is, just keep on dancin', that's your biz. Hey, if I tap your shoulder, move to the side. Let the others finish the ride. This is the event you've all been waiting for, the National Dance-Off. And away we go with Johnny Casino and the Gamblers."

Darrell Zwerling as Mr. Lynch

• (Darrell Zwerling) "What are you doing?"
• (Michael Tucci) "Washing my hands."

Eve Arden as Principal McGee

• (Eve Arden) "Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified"
• (Stockard Channing) "Well, that leaves us out."
• (Sid Caesar) "Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean."

• (Eve Arden) "Blanche, do you have the schedules?"
• (Dody Goodman) "Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them."
• (Eve Arden) "Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged."
• (Dody Goodman) "Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me."
• (Eve Arden) "Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester."

• (Eve Arden) "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

• (Eve Arden) "I think we all owe a round of applause for Patty Simcox and Eugene Felsnick and committee for their beautiful decorations."
• (Michael Tucci) "Let's hear it for the toilet paper."
• (Eve Arden) "In just a few moments the entire nation will be watching Rydell High, God help us, and I want you to all be on your best behavior."
• (Michael Tucci) "NO HINEY BITING."

• (Eve Arden) "We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge."

• (Eve Arden) "Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows? Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or even a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage."

Dody Goodman as Blanche

• (Dody Goodman) "How many?"
• (Dinah Manoff) "One."

• (Dody Goodman) "When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave."
• (Michael Tucci) "Thinks she's Tinkerbell."
• (Dody Goodman) "Hush, Sonny."

Kelly Ward as Putzie

• (Kelly Ward) "I think there's more to you than just fat."
• (Jamie Donnelly) "Thanks."

Joan Blondell as Vi

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