Greaser's Palace Quotes

Greaser's Palace is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Greaser's Palace completed its run in 1970.

It features Cyma Rubin as producer, Jack Nitzsche in charge of musical score, and Peter Powell as head of cinematography.

Greaser's Palace is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Greaser's Palace is 91 minutes long. Greaser's Palace is distributed by Cinema 5 Distributing.

The cast includes: Allan Arbus as Jessy, Michael Sullivan as Lamy Homo Greaser, Luana Anders as Cholero Greaser, and Albert Henderson as Seaweedhead Greaser.

Greaser's Palace Quotes

Michael Sullivan as Lamy Homo Greaser

• (Michael Sullivan) "Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of babies -- -- and they was naked -- -- and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile."
• (Old guy) "Put a rope around the son of a bitch."

Luana Anders as Cholero Greaser

• (Luana Anders) "A man with holes in his hands gets a bigger applause than me and you talk of greatness?"

Allan Arbus as Jessy

• (Allan Arbus) "I bring you a message. Exactly six miles north of Skagg Mountain in the Valley of Pain, there lives an evil devil-monster. His name is Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger With A Side Of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary Indiana. And he loves to hurt people. The last time I saw Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger With A Side Of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary Indiana, he told me what he wants to do. He wants to come down here and kill each and every one of you. But I said to him: "Bingo, wait a minute." And the reason I said that is because I believe in you people. I believe you can do the job. I believe you can help each other. I believe you can make this world a better place to live in. That's it."

• (Allan Arbus) "If you feel, you heal."

• (Allan Arbus) "I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer. It is written that the Agent Morris awaits me."

Albert Henderson as Seaweedhead Greaser

• (Albert Henderson) "You're not a homo, you're a Greaser."

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