Greenberg (film) Quotes

Greenberg (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Greenberg completed its run in 1970.

It features Scott Rudin; Jennifer Jason Leigh as producer, James Murphy (electronic musician) in charge of musical score, and Harris Savides as head of cinematography.

Greenberg (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Greenberg (film) is 107 minutes long. Greenberg (film) is distributed by Focus Features.

The cast includes: Rhys Ifans as Ivan Schrank, Ben Stiller as Roger Greenberg, and Greta Gerwig as Florence Marr.

Greenberg (film) Quotes

Ben Stiller as Roger Greenberg

• (Ben Stiller) "The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did cos your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you're just so sincere and interested in things. There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know Agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who's older and smarter with this light air -- I'm freaked out by you kids. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview."

• (Ben Stiller) "Wish it wasn't too late to get my medical degree."
• (Rhys Ifans) "It's not too late."
• (Ben Stiller) "I'd be over 50 by the time I graduated."
• (Rhys Ifans) "What is it? Four years, right?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Yeah, but I know myself. I'd procrastinate, take time off. Eight years at best. Who's gonna hire a 49 -- Let's just call it 50. A 50-year-old vet?"
• (Rhys Ifans) "I'm confused. Are you going to vet school or regular medical school?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Neither, clearly."

• (Ben Stiller) "Can I get another scotch?"
• (Rhys Ifans) "That's the busboy."
• (Ben Stiller) "Then can I get another fork? This one has food on it."

Greta Gerwig as Florence Marr

• (Greta Gerwig) "You like old things."
• (Ben Stiller) "A shrink said to me once that I have trouble living in the present, so I linger on the past because I felt like I never really lived it in the first place, you know?"

• (Greta Gerwig) "Hurt people, hurt people."

• (Greta Gerwig) "You like me so much more than you think you do."

• (Greta Gerwig) "We're not really even dating -- and we're seeing other people."
• (Greta Gerwig) "I'm not seeing anyone --"
• (Ben Stiller) "Neither am I --. But I want to"
• (Greta Gerwig) "Who?"
• (Ben Stiller) "I don't know. Anyone. I'm doing nothing, I'm not tied to anyone. How many times do we have to go over it. Jesus. I should be with a divorced 38 year old who has teenage kids and low expectations about life. I don't wanna f***ing do this anymore. God."

Rhys Ifans as Ivan Schrank

• (Rhys Ifans) "Youth is wasted on the young."
• (Ben Stiller) "I'd go further. I'd go: 'Life is wasted on people.'"

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