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Gremlins Quotes

Gremlins is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Gremlins stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Finnell as producer, Jerry Goldsmith in charge of musical score, and John Hora as head of cinematography.

Gremlins is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Gremlins is 106 minutes long. Gremlins is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Phoebe Cates as Kate, Zach Galligan as Billy Peltzer, Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer, Jonathan Banks as Deputy Brent, Scott Brady as Sheriff Frank, Howie Mandel as Gizmo, Frank Welker as Stripe, Edward Andrews as Mr. Corben, Judge Reinhold as Gerald, Corey Feldman as Pete, Polly Holliday as Ruby Deagle, Harry Carey, Jr. as Mr. Anderson, Belinda Balaski as Mrs. Joe Harris, Frances Lee McCain as Lynn Peltzer, and Chuck Jones as Mr. Jones.

Gremlins Quotes

Polly Holliday as Ruby Deagle

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Scott Brady as Sheriff Frank

  • (Scott Brady) "Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "Well, you see, this is before it enters the pupal stage."
  • (Jonathan Banks) "The pupal stage?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water."
  • (Jonathan Banks) "Aw, Christ."
  • (Scott Brady) "Brent give the kid some water."
  • (Zach Galligan) "I wouldn't do that, Sheriff."

Howie Mandel as Gizmo

  • (Howie Mandel) "Bye-bye, Woof Woof."
  • (Howie Mandel) "Bye Billy."
  • (Howie Mandel) "Uh oh."
  • (Howie Mandel) "Bright light. Bright light."

Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer

  • (Hoyt Axton) "Rand Peltzer, Fantastic ideas for a Fantastic World, I make the illogical logical."
  • (Hoyt Axton) "Well, that's the story. So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, 'cause you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house."
  • (Grandfather) "I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale."
  • (Hoyt Axton) "Why not? You said everything in your grandfather's store was for sale."
  • (Grandfather) "With Mogwai, comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price."
  • (Grandfather) "I warned you. With mogwai comes much responsibility. But you didn't listen."
  • (Grandfather) "And you see what happens."
  • (Hoyt Axton) "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it --"
  • (Grandfather) "You do with mogwai what your society -- has done with all of nature's gifts. You do not understand."
  • (Grandfather) "You are not ready."

Phoebe Cates as Kate

  • (Phoebe Cates) "Now I have another reason to hate Christmas."
  • (Zach Galligan) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Phoebe Cates) "The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney -- his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "What are they, Billy?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "They're gremlins, Kate, just like Mr. Futterman said."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "What're they doing?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "They're watching Snow White. And they love it."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Will you sign this petition? They're trying to close Dorie's Tavern."
  • (Zach Galligan) "Sure. That's where my dad proposed to my mom, you know."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "That's where everyone's dad proposed to their mom."
  • (Murry Futterman, Billy's neighbor) "Gremlins --"
  • (Murry Futterman, Billy's neighbor) "You got-you gotta watch out for them forgeiners cuz they plant gremlins in their machinery."
  • (Murry Futterman, Billy's neighbor) "It's the same gremlins that brought down our planes in the big one."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "The big one --"
  • (Murry Futterman, Billy's neighbor) "that's right. World war two."
  • (Murry Futterman, Billy's neighbor) "Good old WWII."
  • (Murry Futterman, Billy's neighbor) "Y'know their still shippin them over here. They put em in cars, they put em in yer tv. They put em in stereos and those little radios you stick in your ears. They even put em in watches, they have teeny gremlins for our watches."

Frank Welker as Stripe

  • (Frank Welker) "Bye, bye."
  • (Frank Welker) "Water -- Gun."
  • (Frank Welker) "Gizmo Caca."
  • (Frank Welker) "Oh neat."

Zach Galligan as Billy Peltzer

  • (Zach Galligan) "It's the creatures."
  • (Scott Brady) "Ah, the creatures."
  • (Zach Galligan) "The creatures are making it look like an accident."
  • (Zach Galligan) "They're Inside."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "All Of Them?"
  • (Chinese Boy) "Look Mister, there are some rules that you've got to follow."
  • (Zach Galligan) "Yeah, what kind of rules?"
  • (Chinese Boy) "First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight."
  • (Zach Galligan) "Cover your mouth. Don't breathe any gas."
  • (Grandfather) "He has something he wants to say to you."
  • (Zach Galligan) "You mean you can understand what he says when he speaks?"
  • (Grandfather) "To understand, one has only to listen."

Chuck Jones as Mr. Jones

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jonathan Banks as Deputy Brent

  • (Jonathan Banks) "Let me drive."
  • (Scott Brady) "No, you're drunk."
  • (Jonathan Banks) "You always get to drive."
  • (Scott Brady) "That's cause I'm the sheriff, asshole."

Frances Lee McCain as Lynn Peltzer

  • (Frances Lee McCain) "Get Out Of My Kitchen."
  • (Frances Lee McCain) "What are they?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "They're the Mogwai -- I guess."
  • (Frances Lee McCain) "Did you give them water?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "No."
  • (Frances Lee McCain) "Did you feed them after midnight?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "Well, I gave them some chicken"
  • (Zach Galligan) "No, wait, I made sure"
  • (Zach Galligan) "Mom, what's going on here?"

Judge Reinhold as Gerald

  • (Judge Reinhold) "If it isn't Captain Clip-On. Guess who almost signed for unemployment today?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "I give up."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "You -- But Mr. Corben had second thoughts. He gets so sentimental around the holidays."
  • (Zach Galligan) "Imagine that."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "If it was up to me, I would have fired you in a second."
  • (Zach Galligan) "Well, a merry Christmas to you too."

Edward Andrews as Mr. Corben

  • (Edward Andrews) "What is that dog doing in here?"
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Peltzer, this is a bank, not a pet-store."
  • (Edward Andrews) "Very good, Gerald."
  • (Judge Reinhold) "Thank you, Mr. Corben."

Corey Feldman as Pete

  • (Corey Feldman) "One, two, three, four, five new ones. NOW can I have one?"
  • (Zach Galligan) "I don't know, Pete."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Hey, look. That one's got a cute little stripe on its head. Hey, cutie."

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