Growing Pains Quotes

Growing Pains is a Sitcom that first aired in 1985 on American Broadcasting Company. Growing Pains ended its run in 1992.

Growing Pains aired for 7 seasons and 166 episodes. It features David Lerner (season 1) as producer, John Bettis as theme composer, and Steve Dorff as composer. Growing Pains is executive produced by Neal Marlens, Michael Sullivan, Steve Marshall, Dan Guntzelman, and Dan Wilcox. Growing Pains is created by Neal Marlens.

Growing Pains is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Growing Pains is 22-30 minutes long. Growing Pains is produced by Guntzelman/Sullivan/Marshall Productions (seasons 5-6) and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include The Growing Pains Movie.

The cast includes: Tracey Gold as Carol, Kirk Cameron as Mike, Alan Thicke as Jason, Jamie Abbott as Stinky, Jeremy Miller as Ben, Chelsea Noble as Kate, Joanna Kerns as Girl, Bill Kirchenbauer as Coach Graham Lubbock, Leonardo DiCaprio as Luke Brower, Jeremy Miller as Amy, and Chelsea Noble as Kate Macdonald.

Growing Pains Quotes

Jamie Abbott as Stinky

• (Jamie Abbott) "What does RSVP mean?"
• (Jeremy Miller) "Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party."

• (Jamie Abbott) "Much like that baby alligator your flushed down the toilet, and haven't thought of since."

• (Unnamed) "'Stinky Sullivan is a hunk' Who wrote this?"
• (Jamie Abbott) "I did. Wait 'till the girls read it."
• (Unnamed) "Stinky, when will there ever be girls in here?"
• (Jamie Abbott) "Duh, when they use the bathroom."

Chelsea Noble as Kate Macdonald

• (Chelsea Noble) "I don't eat anything with a face."
• (Dwight) "Well, I cut it off."

Kirk Cameron as Mike

• (Unnamed) "Mike, a voice just came out of the radiator and it sounded a lot like God"
• (Kirk Cameron) "No, Boner, that's Jimmy"
• (Unnamed) "You call Him Jimmy?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here?"

• (Kirk Cameron) "Do you have any idea what it's like to go through puberty backwards? Yeah, it's true. There are only two known cases, me and Dick Clark."

• (Kirk Cameron) "'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours."
• (Tracey Gold) "Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'."

• (Kirk Cameron) "Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver?"
• (Joanna Kerns) "Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie?"

Alan Thicke as Jason

• (Alan Thicke) "Ben, it's rated R. Come on, you even admit it's dirty."
• (Jeremy Miller) "Relax, Dad, it's just for advertising."
• (Alan Thicke) "Oh really?"
• (Jeremy Miller) "Yeah, no kid would want to watch a movie if it wasn't rated R."

• (Alan Thicke) "Kate didn't want to go sight seeing, huh?"

• (Alan Thicke) "My father built this cabin by hand."
• (Kirk Cameron) "Wow. No tools or anything? Cool."

• (Alan Thicke) "Just imagine you're sitting around and are happy and suddenly someone comes in and says "I see you're all happy and now I'm gonna take this away.""
• (Jeremy Miller) "That guy must be a teacher."

• (Unnamed) "Carol, how dare you disobey us."
• (Alan Thicke) "I never thought I would ever say that but Carol Ann Seaver, you're grounded."
• (Tracey Gold) "Wait --"
• (Unnamed) "No explanations. You are not getting a nose job."
• (Tracey Gold) "I know."
• (Alan Thicke) "What?"
• (Tracey Gold) "I'm not getting a nose job."
• (Alan Thicke) "Don't confuse us by agreeing with us, Carol."

• (Alan Thicke) "Boner, is your voice coming from your armpit?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."

Jeremy Miller as Ben

• (Jeremy Miller) "Mike, we are stranded in Europe, a city that is 5,000 miles away from where we want to get to."
• (Kirk Cameron) "Actually here I believe they use kilometres."

Bill Kirchenbauer as Coach Graham Lubbock

• (Bill Kirchenbauer) "Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone."
• (Unnamed) "'Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned?"

Tracey Gold as Carol

• (Tracey Gold) "I'm going to go wake up Chrissy and we can do a happy dance that we're girls."

• (Tracey Gold) "Are you sure you're not just after my blank check?"
• (Kirk Cameron) "Of course not. What kind of brother do you think I am."
• (Kirk Cameron) "Our blank check."

• (Tracey Gold) "Jerk."
• (Kirk Cameron) "Geek."

• (Tracey Gold) "Well actually you gave me the idea that I should blow the interview by belching and smelling bad."
• (Kirk Cameron) "Ok. But can you belch?"

Leonardo DiCaprio as Luke Brower

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Not only do you get a sudden craving for pineapple ice cream, but you have to bring someone to watch you eat it?"

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "What a tease."

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