Gummo Quotes

Gummo is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Gummo stopped airing in 1970.

It features Scott Macaulay, Robin O'Hara, Cary Woods, and Nifty da Saurus as producer, and Jean-Yves Escoffier as head of cinematography.

Gummo is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Gummo is 89 minutes long. Gummo is distributed by Fine Line Features.

The cast includes: Jacob Reynolds as Solomon, Nick Sutton as Tummler, and Darby Dougherty as Darby.

Gummo Quotes

Nick Sutton as Tummler

• (Nick Sutton) "His dad never gave a crap. Not even at the end of his game. It was scary to see him despondent like that. His dad didn't care for mom much either, or the little doggy. He started going to church, and he started listening to the gospels. It was expected when he robbed the neighbors. He took their wine, and he took some rings, and fine jewelry. I think he got a fur coat as well. When he had a kid, he didn't think to watch his ways. He thought the same as his daddy."

• (Nick Sutton) "I'm pretty smart, if I say so myself."
• (Huntz) "Why is that?"
• (Nick Sutton) "This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store, and the clerk thinks I'm some out-of-town hick. "Those apples will be two bucks each," he tells me. That's where I outsmarted him. I pass over a five. And as he's about to give me a dollar change, I say, "Keep it, we're even. On the way in, I stepped on a grape.""

• (Nick Sutton) "When I sit down to eat, I get sexy. When I go to bed, I get hungry. I saw a man lying in the street, and I said, "Can I help you?" He said, "No. I just found a parking space. Now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car.""

• (Nick Sutton) "Without wood, there'd be no America. No ships to bring the pilgrims across the ocean. No log cabins, no schoolhouses, no churches, no covered wagons, no railroad ties, no cigar store Indians, no nothin'."

• (Nick Sutton) "Know what I'm doing tomorrow?"
• (Jacob Reynolds) "What?"
• (Nick Sutton) "Going to an insane asylum."
• (Jacob Reynolds) "Insane asylum?"
• (Nick Sutton) "Gonna get me a raving beauty."

• (Nick Sutton) "I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."

Jacob Reynolds as Solomon

• (Jacob Reynolds) "These two kids I know, these two brothers. They murdered their parents. They both claim to be raised as Jehovah Witnesses. They came to school in really nice shorts and polished tennis sneakers. And their shirts were always collared with buttons, and their hair was always slicked back. And their teeth were always brushed, and their shirts and pants were always ironed, and their shoes were never scuffed up or anything like that. They seemed to have a wonderful life. I don't know what went wrong."

• (Jacob Reynolds) "Is she dead?"
• (Nick Sutton) "She's alive on that machine."

• (Jacob Reynolds) "Tummler sees everything. Some say he's downright evil. He's got what it takes to be a legend. He's got a marvelous persona."

• (Jacob Reynolds) "Do you love me?"
• (Cassiday) "Yes."
• (Jacob Reynolds) "Do you think I'm attractive?"
• (Cassiday) "No. You look fine just the way you are; skinny."

Darby Dougherty as Darby

• (Darby Dougherty) "Foot-Foot, where you been? You smell like a dookie, girl."

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