Half Past Dead Quotes

Half Past Dead is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Half Past Dead ended its run in 1970.

It features Elie Samaha; Steven Seagal; Andrew Stevens as producer, Tyler Bates in charge of musical score, and Michael Slovis as head of cinematography.

Half Past Dead is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Half Past Dead is 98 minutes long. Half Past Dead is distributed by Screen Gems.

The cast includes: Linda Thorson as Justice Jane McPherson, Ja Rule as Nick, Steven Seagal as Sasha, Tony Plana as El Fuego, Michael Taliferro as Little Joe, Kurupt as Twitch, Bruce Weitz as Lester, and Claudia Christian as Williams.

Half Past Dead Quotes

Steven Seagal as Sasha

• (Steven Seagal) "She was the best part of me."

• (Steven Seagal) "I'm undercover. F.B.I."
• (Ja Rule) "But you passed the lie detector test."
• (Steven Seagal) "That's nothing man. Anybody can do that."
• (Ja Rule) "All this time -- y ou've been settin' up on me."
• (Ja Rule) "I believed in you. I trusted you. Brought you into my family --"
• (Ja Rule) "I vouched for you. And you betrayed me?"
• (Steven Seagal) "It's not that simple."
• (Bruce Weitz) "Don't do it."
• (Steven Seagal) "Well, I'm sorry."
• (Ja Rule) "I thought we was friends, Sasha."
• (Steven Seagal) "We still are. You can bet your life on that."

• (49er One) "You give me Lester, and we'll let you thumb a ride with us."
• (Steven Seagal) "Hitchhiking's dangerous. Didn't your mama ever tell you that?"

• (Steven Seagal) "Don't even think about it."
• (49er One) "Your clip's dry, 1137. You know it."
• (Steven Seagal) "Do you think so?"
• (49er One) "Yeah, I think so. You would have used it by now if it wasn't."
• (Steven Seagal) "Are you sure?"
• (49er One) "Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
• (Steven Seagal) "That's right. The magazine's dry. The question is -- do I still have one in the tube?"
• (49er One) "I say you're dry."
• (Steven Seagal) "Make your move."
• (49er One) "That's a nice bluff."
• (Steven Seagal) "It wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire."
• (49er One) "Where's Lester?"
• (Steven Seagal) "Find him yourself."
• (49er One) "Sweet dreams, partner."

• (Kesler, Bad Ass Guard) "Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five"."
• (Steven Seagal) "Why they call it that?"
• (Kesler, Bad Ass Guard) "A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite --"
• (Kesler, Bad Ass Guard) "electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose."
• (Linda Thorson) "Who is that man?"
• (Tony Plana) "Number one, one, three, seven."
• (Linda Thorson) "What's he doing here?"
• (Tony Plana) "When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him."

• (49er One) "Your clip's dry, 1147. You know it."
• (Steven Seagal) "Do you think so?"
• (49er One) "Yeah. You'd have used it by now if it wasn't."
• (Steven Seagal) "Are you sure?"
• (49er One) "Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
• (Steven Seagal) "That's right. Magazine's dry. Question is, do I still have one in the tube?"
• (49er One) "I say you're dry."
• (Steven Seagal) "Make your move."
• (49er One) "That's a nice bluff."
• (Steven Seagal) "Wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire."

• (Steven Seagal) "Well, for the record. I couldn't have done it without you."

Ja Rule as Nick

• (Ja Rule) "You better not be playing me."
• (Steven Seagal) "You know me. I ain't playing."

• (Ja Rule) "I heard you busted Sonny."
• (Steven Seagal) "That's what I started out to do. I usually like to finish what I start."

• (Ja Rule) "Damn."
• (Kurupt) "Your turn now Joe"
• (Michael Taliferro) "My big black ass up that rope?"
• (Ja Rule) "god**** Joe."
• (Kurupt) "What about you, you little bitch? Wanna give it a try?"
• (Ja Rule) "Nah, not me, that's not what I'm gonna do. But you, you can go on up there. Im gonna go over here, in my cell, watch you fall and bust your ass -- you little biatch."

• (Ja Rule) "You know you're crazy, don't you?"
• (Steven Seagal) "Yeah, cuckoo crazy."

Kurupt as Twitch

• (Kurupt) "Everything is good in the 'hood."

Tony Plana as El Fuego

• (49er Six) "I think we've got a problem."
• (49er One) "Who?"
• (49er Six) "Prisoner 1137."
• (49er One) "Who is 1137?"
• (Tony Plana) "A major pain in your ass."
• (49er Six) "You think you're funny now?"
• (Tony Plana) "Bésame el culo, cabrona."

Claudia Christian as Williams

• (Claudia Christian) "What the hell's going on out there?"
• (Steven Seagal) "I got everything under control."
• (Claudia Christian) "Any good news?"

Michael Taliferro as Little Joe

• (Michael Taliferro) "Hey, how do I look?"
• (Kurupt) "Like a big-ass prom queen."

• (Michael Taliferro) "Go with God, my brother."
• (Bruce Weitz) "Always."

Bruce Weitz as Lester

• (Bruce Weitz) "My destiny is in God's hands. I'm cool with that."

• (Bruce Weitz) "The rumor is you went half past dead and came back."
• (Steven Seagal) "Yeah."
• (Bruce Weitz) "Took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes -- and lived to tell. Thought we could play some cards and talk about that."

Linda Thorson as Justice Jane McPherson

• (Linda Thorson) "The jury decided; I presided."

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