Hall Pass Quotes

Hall Pass is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hall Pass ended in 1970.

It features Charles B. Wessler as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Hall Pass is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hall Pass is 109 minutes long. Hall Pass is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Richard Jenkins as Coakley, Jason Sudeikis as Fred, Owen Wilson as Rick, Larry Joe Campbell as Hog-Head, Derek Waters as Brent, Kristin Carey as Meg, Kristin Carey as Aunt Meg, J. B. Smoove as Flats, Alexandra Daddario as Paige, Christina Applegate as Grace, and Jenna Fischer as Maggie.

Hall Pass Quotes

Richard Jenkins as Coakley

• (Richard Jenkins) "That girl in the black is checking you out."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "The one who looks like the chief from Cuckoo's Nest?"
• (Richard Jenkins) "No, the one sitting next to her."

• (Richard Jenkins) "Where're you going? You found your dream girl, now take her back to the hotel and -- take care of business."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "We don't have a lot in common, I can't even talk to her."
• (Richard Jenkins) "Talk to her? Fred, what do you want? A pen-pal, or a poon-pal?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "I only got one shot at this, okay? I think I can do better."
• (Richard Jenkins) "Every loser in Vegas thinks they can do better. You know what winners do? They walk away from the table while they're up."

• (Richard Jenkins) "Push the defrost button on the microwave, boys. The deep freeze is over."

Owen Wilson as Rick

• (Owen Wilson) "You were my first. You were my last and you've been everything in between."

• (Owen Wilson) "How about her?"
• (Richard Jenkins) "No, the tall blonde surrounds herself with a less attractive women to make herself look good."
• (Owen Wilson) "Really?"
• (Richard Jenkins) "Check this out. Hot, not."
• (Owen Wilson) "That's awesome. You're like A Beautiful Mind."

• (Owen Wilson) "We let down the male species, you know that?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Maybe you were right. Maybe we should call it a day, just ask the girls to come home."
• (Owen Wilson) "NO. I want the Hall Pass, okay? At first I wasn't sure, but now I know I want it."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "I don't even know what the dream is anymore --"
• (Owen Wilson) "I'll tell you what it is: I want to remember what it feels like to be with someone who really WANTS to be with me, out of pure desire, not because they HAVE to out of some sense of duty."

• (Owen Wilson) "Take it easy, okay? Relax."
• (Derek Waters) "No. YOU take it easy. You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? No. Not tonight, buddy. f***, no. You're not gonna get away with it. NEVER. EVER."
• (Kristin Carey) "Brent?"
• (Derek Waters) "Mother? What are you doing here?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Wait wait wait. Aunt Meg is your mom?"
• (Derek Waters) "How does he know your name?"
• (Kristin Carey) "Well, we, uh --"
• (Derek Waters) "What? No. No. No. No. Are you telling me that this 40-hour-a-week motherf***ing soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby asshole -- my MOTHER?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "No. No, no, no. I didn't have sex with your mom. All I did was fake chow her. All right?"
• (Owen Wilson) "It's true."
• (Derek Waters) "That's it. You two are dead men."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "WHOA. HE'S GOT A GUN."
• (Kristin Carey) "Brent, where did you get that?"
• (Derek Waters) "Grandpa's closet."

Jason Sudeikis as Fred

• (Jason Sudeikis) "God just sent us an angel from Heaven. Coakley's back in town."
• (Owen Wilson) "What?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah. And he wants to hang, and he wants to bang."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "If we can't show that something positive can come from having a Hall Pass, then the whole concept is dead. Not just for you and me, but for all mankind."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's Down Under."

J. B. Smoove as Flats

• (J. B. Smoove) "Alright, this is bulls***. We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks."

Derek Waters as Brent

• (Derek Waters) "How do you like me now, golden boy?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Moron, this is MY car."
• (Derek Waters) "Oh, this is your car?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah."
• (Derek Waters) "Oh, I'm so sorry --"
• (Derek Waters) "Does it look like I give a s***, pudgy boy?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Why am I pudgy boy?"

Christina Applegate as Grace

• (Unnamed) "Are you okay?"
• (Christina Applegate) "Don't worry. This isn't what it looks like."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah, it isn't."
• (Christina Applegate) "I was giving him a faux-job."
• (Unnamed) "A faux-job?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. So she uses her hands and makes noises."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Wait, what?"

Larry Joe Campbell as Hog-Head

• (Larry Joe Campbell) "Anyone got any napkins?"

• (Larry Joe Campbell) "I gotta go home and poo."
• (J. B. Smoove) "Why can't you just go here?"
• (Larry Joe Campbell) "Ooh. Pretty sure I'm gonna need a bath after."

Alexandra Daddario as Paige

• (Alexandra Daddario) "Where are you going?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Page, you're my babysitter. Have a happy birthday."
• (Alexandra Daddario) "Well, my aunt Meg wants to meet you --"

Jenna Fischer as Maggie

• (Jenna Fischer) "The way I see it, husbands are like a couple of cats. They're completely domesticated, and the first time you let them out they're so paralyzed with fear they'll come running back inside."
• (Christina Applegate) "Yeah. But we're not talking about cats, we're talking about dogs."

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