Halloween III: Season of the Witch Quotes

Halloween III: Season of the Witch is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Halloween III: Season of the Witch ended its run in 1970.

It features John Carpenter, and Alan Howarth in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Halloween III: Season of the Witch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Halloween III: Season of the Witch is 98 minutes long. Halloween III: Season of the Witch is distributed by Universal Pictures.

Halloween III: Season of the Witch Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I was always taught that when someone needs help, you help them. Unless there's trouble. There isn't going to be any trouble is there?"

• (Unnamed) "Damn factory. Got their orders all SCREWED up, and now I have to stay in this dump again."

• (Unnamed) "I'll see what I can do. No promises. I was always good at moonlighting, wasn't I?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, the best. Hey do you still have that?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."

• (Unnamed) "Hey Cochran, f*** you."

• (Unnamed) "Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper."
• (Unnamed) "Ah."
• (Unnamed) "Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his."

• (Unnamed) "Irish Halloween masks?"
• (Unnamed) "In California, you never know."

• (Unnamed) "Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course, there's a lot of trade secrets."
• (Unnamed) "Oh I'd sure like to take a look."
• (Unnamed) "Aw sorry."
• (Unnamed) "Not even a peek for your best salesman?"
• (Unnamed) "Just one little look?"
• (Unnamed) "Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger."
• (Unnamed) "Oh sure, I understand."

• (Commercial voices) "Happy, happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Happy, happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock."

• (Unnamed) "Your phone, your phone. Where is it? Life and death."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, don't I know you?"

• (Unnamed) "Your friend Ms Guttman --"
• (Unnamed) "You killed her."
• (Unnamed) "Oh no, no, no. Ms Guttman was the victim of a misfire. The others --"
• (Unnamed) "You know what you really need to see is a demonstration and there's one coming right up."

• (Unnamed) "You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy."

• (Unnamed) "Enjoy the horror-thon, doctor -- and don't forget to watch the big giveaway afterwards."
• (Unnamed) "Why, Cochran, why?"
• (Unnamed) "Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know -- I do love a good joke and this is the best ever, a joke on the children. But there's a better reason -- you don't really know much about Halloween -- you thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy."
• (Unnamed) "It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting -- in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in -- to sit by our fires of turf."
• (Unnamed) "Halloween -- the festival of Samhain. The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red -- with the blood of animals and children."
• (Unnamed) "Sacrifices."
• (Unnamed) "It was part of our world -- our craft."
• (Unnamed) "Witchcraft."
• (Unnamed) "To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now -- it's time again. In the end -- we don't decide these things, you know -- the planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, doctor, I'm glad you'll be able to watch it. And -- happy Halloween."

• (Commercial voices) "Two more days 'til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ Two more days 'til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock."

• (Unnamed) "He just walked up out of the rain. I swear to God that's all there was to it. I just brought him here."

• (Unnamed) "It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things you know, the planets do. They're in alignment and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, Doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it."

• (Commercial voices) "One more day 'til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ One more day 'til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock."

• (Commercial voices) "Eight more days 'til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ Eight more days 'til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock. Eight more days 'til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ Eight more days 'til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock."
• (Unnamed) "Yes kids, you too can own one of the big Halloween three. That's right, THREE horrific masks to chose from. They're fun, they're frightening, and they GLOW in the dark."

• (Unnamed) "How you been?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay. You?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay."
• (Unnamed) "Sierra Mesa still making you drink your ass off?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah."

• (Unnamed) "It's time. It's time. Time for the big giveaway. Halloween has come. All you lucky kids with Silver Shamrock masks, gather 'round your TV set, put on your masks and watch. All witches, all skeletons, all Jack-O-Lanterns, gather 'round and watch. Watch the magic pumpkin. Watch --"

• (Unnamed) "Maybe I ought to get another room."
• (Unnamed) "That would look sort of suspicious, wouldn't it?"
• (Unnamed) "What I mean is, if it'd make you more comfortable -- I can sleep in the car; be a lot better than this floor, anyway."
• (Unnamed) "Where do you want to sleep, Dr. Challis?"
• (Unnamed) "That's a dumb question, Miss Grimbridge."

• (Unnamed) "If it goes on, it means the death of millions of people, everyone watching, don't you understand that? Well -- well say it's a bomb then, say whatever you want, just get it off the air. Please, you jus -- No, no I can't prove it, you gotta believe me. Believe me. Take it off the air now, please. You've got to, it --"
• (Announcer) "Please excuse the interruption, we're having technical problems. Please stand by."
• (Announcer) "We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by."
• (Unnamed) "The third channel, it's still on. Please, take off the third channel. The third channel, it's still running. Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time. Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. STOP IT."

• (Unnamed) "Aw, Mr. Chaliss."
• (Unnamed) "Where's Ellie?"
• (Unnamed) "Mrs. "Smith"? I'm sure she's resting just now."
• (Unnamed) "Didn't take you long to get here, Mr. Chaliss. DOCTOR Chaliss, I should say."

• (Unnamed) "Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interestwed at all."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year."
• (Unnamed) "Ha ha ha."

• (Unnamed) "This place is a zoo."
• (Unnamed) "I saw Cochrane, his car anyway."
• (Unnamed) "And your old man stayed here on the 20th."
• (Unnamed) "I was right. We'll go down to the factory, we'll find out exactly --"
• (Unnamed) "Whoa, slow down. It's getting late. I could use a drink. Let's take our time."

• (Unnamed) "Aren't you just the least bit tired?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Wait; Wait a minute."
• (Unnamed) "How old are you?"
• (Unnamed) "Relax. I'm older than I look."

• (Unnamed) "So, how have you been?"
• (Unnamed) "I gotta take this."
• (Unnamed) "Drinking and doctoring. Great combination."

• (Unnamed) "Why Cochran? Why?"
• (Unnamed) "Do I need a reason?"

• (Unnamed) "I saw something that night -- I don't know, your father came into the hospital. He- I thought he was crazy, out of his mind. He's hanging onto a Halloween mask, he wouldn't let it go -- And what he said was, "They're gonna kill us all". And in a little while he was dead. And I don't know what the hell is going on."

• (Unnamed) "I feel like a goldfish."
• (Unnamed) "Company town."

• (Unnamed) "This place is a zoo."

• (Unnamed) "Come on, come on, come on."
• (Unnamed) "What's the matter? Don't you have any Halloween spirit?"
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Unnamed) "It's six o'clock. It's six o'clock -- Curfew. Curfew -- All residents of Santa Mira please clear the streets. Curfew is now in effect. Please confine your activites to your own home -- Thank you -- Have a plesant evening."

• (Unnamed) "What was that?"
• (Unnamed) "Who cares?"

• (Unnamed) "Whoa, Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "Mister-Mister, didn't mean to scare you. I saw that bottle, I thought it looked pretty heavy. I ain't got no diseases, you mind if I have a drink?"
• (Unnamed) "Mmm, aw damn. Thank you."

• (Unnamed) "The surprising thing is that the internal components were quite simple to produce. The outer features took much longer to perfect but of course in the end it's just another form of mask making."
• (Unnamed) "Bless you. Convincing, aren't they? Loyal, obedient. Unlike most human beings."

• (Unnamed) "They're coming -- They're coming."

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