Halloween with the New Addams Family Quotes

Halloween with the New Addams Family is a Halloween television movie that first aired in 1977 on NBC. Halloween with the New Addams Family completed its run in 1970.

It features David Levy as producer, Vic Mizzy as theme composer, and Jacques R. Marquette as head of cinematography. Halloween with the New Addams Family is executive produced by Charles M. Fries.

Halloween with the New Addams Family is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Halloween with the New Addams Family is 74 minutes long. Halloween with the New Addams Family is produced by Charles Fries Productions. Spinoffs for this show include The Addams Family (1992 TV series) (1992 series).

The cast includes: John Astin as Gomez Addams, Jackie Coogan as Uncle Fester, George Ranito Jordan as First Cop, Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams, Jane Rose as Grandmama Addams, Dean Sothern as Fake Gomez, Vito Scotti as Mikey, Carolyn Jones as Ophelia Addams, and Henry Darrow as Pancho Addams.

Halloween with the New Addams Family Quotes

George Ranito Jordan as First Cop

• (George Ranito Jordan) "Sorry folks, but the neighbors complained about the noise."
• (Carolyn Jones) "But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family, everyone here is a relative."
• (Jackie Coogan) "I'm sorry you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't."
• (George Ranito Jordan) "Well -- Bones Lafferty, and Louie the Lard?"
• (John Astin) "You must be mistaken officer, these people are family."
• (Boss Crook) "No, we; we just said that -- we're not members of this family. They've got a lion, a lion. In the basement, and a lady flew out the window."
• (Little Bo Peep) "That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl."

Jackie Coogan as Uncle Fester

• (Jackie Coogan) "We get the strangest people in here."

• (Jackie Coogan) "Lois. How can he holler if you keep hugging him like that?"

• (Jackie Coogan) "Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail."

• (Jackie Coogan) "How many times has Gomez told you NOT TO PLAY WITH STRANGERS?"

Henry Darrow as Pancho Addams

• (Henry Darrow) "Hurry and dig yourself out, Uncle Fester, I'm going to tell the children the legend of Cousin Shy."

Dean Sothern as Fake Gomez

• (Dean Sothern) "I'm just a guest here, take off my mask and you'll see."
• (Jackie Coogan) "An imposter. That's the first mistake I ever made on the rack, if I stretched you out, I could see about having you shortened. And if your socks are stretched, I'll be very happy to knit you a new pair."

Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams

• (Carolyn Jones) "Christmas and Easter bring wonderful treasures/spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures."

• (Carolyn Jones) "Did you leave a cake in the oven, Mama?"
• (Jane Rose) "It's that woman again. That's my kitchen, not an airport."

• (Carolyn Jones) "I found him. I found him. He was hiding."
• (Henry Darrow) "I was not hiding, I was meditating."
• (Carolyn Jones) "In the dumbwaiter?"

• (Carolyn Jones) "This is Mr. Grim, show him the house."
• (Jane Rose) "He's in it."

John Astin as Gomez Addams

• (John Astin) "An umbrella, Tish you know me like a book."
• (Carolyn Jones) "I was afraid the weather would be terrible. You know how horrid sunshine is, I shall pray for clouds."

• (John Astin) "To be, or not to be? NOT to be -- THAT is the ANSWER."

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