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Happiness (1998 film) Quotes

Happiness (1998 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Happiness completed its run in 1970.

It features David Linde as producer, Robbie Kondor in charge of musical score, and Maryse Alberti as head of cinematography.

Happiness (1998 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Happiness (1998 film) is 139 minutes long. Happiness (1998 film) is distributed by Good Machine.

The cast includes: Jon Lovitz as Andy, Lara Flynn Boyle as Helen Jordan, Philip Seymour Hoffman as Allen, Dylan Baker as Bill, Jane Adams as Joy Jordan, Elizabeth Ashley as Diane, Arthur J. Nascarella as Detective Berman, Evan Silverberg as Johnny Grasso, Jane Adams as Joe, Jared Harris as Vlad, Rufus Read as Billy Maplewood, Louise Lasser as Mona, and Cynthia Stevenson as Trish.

Happiness (1998 film) Quotes

Lara Flynn Boyle as Helen Jordan

  • (Lara Flynn Boyle) "I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you."
  • (Jane Adams) "But I'm not laughing."
  • (Lara Flynn Boyle) "I want you to f*** me."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "I don't think I can do that."
  • (Lara Flynn Boyle) "It's just I'm -- I'm so tired of being admired all the time. All these men I mean -- they're all beautiful, artistic minds, great sex, the whole package, but hollow, you know what I mean? I feel nobody's really honest with me. Nobody wants me for me."
  • (Lara Flynn Boyle) "Hello?"
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are f***ing something, but you are f***ing nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna f*** you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears."
  • (Lara Flynn Boyle) "Y'know, people are always putting New Jersey down. None of my friends can believe I live here. But that's because they don't get it: I'm living in a state of irony."

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Allen

  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "I don't know I could ever really begin to talk to her. I mean what can I talk about? I have nothing to talk about, I'm boring. And that I know, I've been told before so don't tell me it's not true 'cause it's a fact. I bore the people. People look at me and they get bored, people listen to me and they zone out -- bored. 'Who is that boring person?', they think. 'I've never before met anyone so boring'. And I'm for her to see how boring I am."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "p***** -- need p*****."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Can I smell your panties?"
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Are you wet? Is your p***** all wet?"

Jon Lovitz as Andy

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Rufus Read as Billy Maplewood

  • (Rufus Read) "Dickwad?"
  • (Dylan Baker) "Yes, only "come" can be used as a verb as well."
  • (Rufus Read) "-- would you ever f*** me?"
  • (Dylan Baker) "No -- I'd jerk off instead."

Dylan Baker as Bill

  • (Dylan Baker) "Have you tried playing with yourself?"
  • (Rufus Read) "You mean?"
  • (Dylan Baker) "With your penis?"
  • (Rufus Read) "A little."
  • (Dylan Baker) "How did it feel?"
  • (Rufus Read) "I don't know? I don't know what to do."
  • (Dylan Baker) "Do you want me to, uh -- show you?"
  • (Psychiatrist) "And how is this different?"
  • (Dylan Baker) "I don't kill myself at the end."
  • (Dylan Baker) "I wake up happy, feeling good -- but then I get very depressed, because I'm living in reality."
  • (Dylan Baker) "I f***ed them."
  • (Rufus Read) "What was it like?"
  • (Dylan Baker) "It was -- it was great."
  • (Rufus Read) "Would you do it again?"
  • (Dylan Baker) "Yes."

Jared Harris as Vlad

  • (Jared Harris) "I love New Jersey."
  • (Jane Adams) "Don't you miss Russia?"
  • (Jared Harris) "f*** the c*** of Russia."
  • (Jane Adams) "Well, I guess it's best to feel that way."

Cynthia Stevenson as Trish

  • (Cynthia Stevenson) "Oh, I sure hope the kids don't catch whatever he's got."
  • (Cynthia Stevenson) "How come no matter how much you treat me like s***, I can't help loving you even more?"
  • (Cynthia Stevenson) "Oh, Bill. Please don't get mad at me. I know you hate it when I ask, but -- Do you still?"
  • (Dylan Baker) "Oh."
  • (Cynthia Stevenson) "Oh."
  • (Dylan Baker) "Yes. Very very much."
  • (Cynthia Stevenson) "Oh, Bill, and I do too. I'm sorry I need to keep being reminded, it's just --"
  • (Dylan Baker) "I know."
  • (Cynthia Stevenson) "And we haven't been."
  • (Dylan Baker) "I know. And it's my fault."
  • (Cynthia Stevenson) "My fault."

Evan Silverberg as Johnny Grasso

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Arthur J. Nascarella as Detective Berman

  • (Arthur J. Nascarella) "Johnny, was there anyone in the last day or two who -- "hurt" you?"
  • (Evan Silverberg) "No. I -- I -- I don't think so."
  • (Arthur J. Nascarella) "But someone did hurt you -- no, Johnny?"
  • (Evan Silverberg) "No. No-one hurt me."
  • (Jane Adams) "What do ya mean no? You've been f***ING RAPED."

Jane Adams as Joy Jordan

  • (Jane Adams) "It seems the things I've wanted in my life I've never had. And so it's no surprise that living only leaves me sad. Happiness, where are you? I've searched so long for you. Happiness, what are you? I haven't got a clue. Happiness, why do you have to stay -- so far away -- from me?"
  • (Jane Adams) "I am not a scab -- I am a strikebreaker."

Louise Lasser as Mona

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Elizabeth Ashley as Diane

  • (Elizabeth Ashley) "I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother."

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