Hardbodies 2 Quotes

Hardbodies 2 is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Hardbodies 2 ended in 1970.

It features Dimitri Logothetis, Jeff Begun as producer, Eddie Arkin in charge of musical score, and Tom Richmond as head of cinematography.

Hardbodies 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hardbodies 2 is 88 minutes long. Hardbodies 2 is distributed by CineTel Films.

Hardbodies 2 Quotes

• (Logan) "Caught in the act, you oversexed, spiky-haired, little punk rocker."
• (Rags) "What's your problem, Logan? We were just saying goodbye."
• (Logan) "Goodbye? Goodbye? You're massaging her tonsils with your tongue."

• (Logan) "Those idiot actors. They missed the plane. And the airline refused to permit Scotty's fiancée to bring her p***** on board."

• (Ms. Rollins) "This must be your private tutor."
• (Rags) "That's me. Professor D. W. Raggs, PhD, MBA, BBF, BBT, LSD and ABC."

• (Carlton Ashby) "Nature just sort of took its own course."
• (Lana Logan) "Just like in the movies."

• (Scotty Palmer) "Are you ready for this?"
• (Cleo) "Hardly. I've never taken off my clothes in public before; much less, in front of a camera."

• (Morgan) "Oh, Scotty, you make me just want to throw you down and jump on your bones."

• (Carlton Ashby) "A young pup for ya. Can't hardly hold their peckers, much less, their liquor."

• (Albertine) "You did my back, not my front."

• (Logan) "God, how I hate reality."

• (Scotty Palmer) "Look, I think you're confusing me with the character I play in the film. I'm not a dumb surfer kid who walked off the beach with a surf board and a hard on."

• (Morgan) "That is sick. The women in this script are just tits and ass with nothing but sex on their minds. I mean, is that really what you want?"

• (Cleo) "I've never done anything like this before."
• (Scotty Palmer) "I have. In my dreams and, believe me, it's worth it."

• (Scotty Palmer) "So, Cleo, how would you like to be in a movie?"
• (Cleo) "How does it end?"
• (Scotty Palmer) "Very happily."
• (Cleo) "I mean, do I end up taking off my clothes and jumping into bed with you?"
• (Scotty Palmer) "That's right. How'd you know?"
• (Cleo) "I've been in that movie. It doesn't end happily."

• (Logan) "Okay, everybody, that's it. We got a half an hour for the kiss-kiss, push-push scene. Then on to the airport and the great silver bird."

• (Scotty Palmer) "Morgan, you don't know what it's like on the set. All day, surrounded by these beautiful girls with beautiful bodies. Come on, reach and touch someone. Me."
• (Morgan) "Oh, I got ya. So, while you lie back and daydream about all those great looking bodies, Morgie, here, does all the dirty work."

• (Sean Kingsley) "Quit whining, Logan. It's just a dumb movie."

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