Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man Quotes

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man completed its run in 1970.

It features Jere Henshaw as producer, Basil Poledouris in charge of musical score, and David Eggby as head of cinematography.

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man is 98 minutes long. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Mickey Rourke as Harley Davidson, Don Johnson as Marlboro, Branscombe Richmond as Big Indian, Giancarlo Esposito as Jimmy Jiles, Chelsea Field as Virginia Slim, Daniel Baldwin as Alexander, and Kelly Hu as Suzie.

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man Quotes

Chelsea Field as Virginia Slim

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Don Johnson as Marlboro

• (Don Johnson) "I hate this f***ing town."
• (Mickey Rourke) "Hey, man, you don't know anything about this city."
• (Don Johnson) "I grew up here, you dumb bastard."
• (Mickey Rourke) "I didn't know that."
• (Don Johnson) "Yeah, well, what you don't know is a lot."
• (Mickey Rourke) "You mean to tell me that real cowboys; I mean s***-kicking rodeo cowboys; come from Vegas?"
• (Don Johnson) "Some of the best. Perhaps even ONE of the best."

• (Don Johnson) "My old man told me, before he left this s***ty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya."

• (Don Johnson) "You shot me Harley., You f***ing shot me., I can't believe you shot me."

• (Don Johnson) "He's gonna take my girl, I'm gonna take his bike."

• (Don Johnson) "Lay off my boots Harley., I'm in no f***ing mood."

• (Don Johnson) "You know, my old man told me before he left this s***ty world that there would be blue-bellied chicken s*** bastards like you out there."

• (Don Johnson) "My old man told me, before he left this s***ty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind."

• (Guard) "Who are you guys?"
• (Don Johnson) "Well, he's Harley Davidson, and I'm the Marlboro Man."
• (Guard) "You look like a bunch of two-bit hoods to me."
• (Mickey Rourke) "Now does that look like the work of two-bit hoods?"
• (Guard) "Yeah. Pros would've used my keys."
• (Mickey Rourke) "Well, he likes to blow things up."

• (Don Johnson) "My old man used to tell me before he left this s***ty world, five rules of playing pool for cash. Lesson #1, always shoot with a cigarette in your mouth."
• (Branscombe Richmond) "Can't smoke with no fire, asshole."
• (Don Johnson) "I quit., Lesson #2, always know the table before you shoot."
• (Don Johnson) "Lesson #3, make sure you chalk that stick -- REAL GOOD -- before each shot."
• (Don Johnson) "Lesson #4, never make a bet -- if you can't pay the debt."
• (Don Johnson) "Lesson #5, if you lose, make sure you stand up straight and tall."
• (Don Johnson) "that corner -- like a man"
• (Don Johnson) "School's out boys."
• (Branscombe Richmond) "You better get out of town, cowboy -- before my cord snaps."
• (Don Johnson) "I'm good to go, as soon as I have five big bills in my pocket -- and your woman in my bed."
• (Branscombe Richmond) "Well I ain't got no $500 cowboy, and there's no way in hell you're bedding down my woman."

• (Don Johnson) "Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick."

Mickey Rourke as Harley Davidson

• (Mickey Rourke) "You know, if I had a nickel for every time some piece of s*** pointed a gun at me I'd be a rich man."

• (Mickey Rourke) "I can take care of the bike, but I can't take care of the bitch."

• (Mickey Rourke) "Looks like you jumped on the wrong horse there cowboy. In case you didn't notice, you're the only cowboy in this place."
• (Branscombe Richmond) "He ain't a cowboy, he's more like a pretty boy."

• (Mickey Rourke) "We're gonna jump."
• (Don Johnson) "Are you out of your f***in' mind?"
• (Mickey Rourke) "C'mon, it's the only way."
• (Don Johnson) "Uh-uh."
• (Mickey Rourke) "You're gonna get shot up here."
• (Don Johnson) "Well, you're gonna get squashed down there."
• (Mickey Rourke) "I'd rather be squashed than shot."
• (Don Johnson) "Not me."
• (Mickey Rourke) "Fine, then."
• (Mickey Rourke) "I owe you that."
• (Don Johnson) "I hate you for this -- I f***in' hate you for this."
• (Don Johnson) "I HATE YOU HARLEY -- Oh s***."
• (Mickey Rourke) "Some rush, eh?"

• (Mickey Rourke) "How does it feel to be an old man?"
• (Don Johnson) "The older the bull, the stiffer the horn."

• (Mickey Rourke) "It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."

Giancarlo Esposito as Jimmy Jiles

• (Giancarlo Esposito) "Jack, the deal is, YOU LOSE. You don't tear the guy's arm out of the socket."

Kelly Hu as Suzie

• (Kelly Hu) "Hey mister -- What's your name?"
• (Mickey Rourke) "Harley. Harley Davidson."

Daniel Baldwin as Alexander

• (Daniel Baldwin) "Judging from the data we gathered, they're dilettantes."

• (Daniel Baldwin) "You boys are good -- for dilettantes."

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