Harold and Kumar Quotes

Harold and Kumar is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Harold &amp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Greg Shapiro as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Bruce Douglas Johnson as head of cinematography.

Harold and Kumar is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Harold and Kumar is 300 minutes long. Harold and Kumar is distributed by New Line Cinema.

Harold and Kumar Quotes

• (Wafflebot) "Would you like a waffle, Mr. Harris?"

• (Unnamed) "Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined."

• (Unnamed) "You have a good job, you make good money, and you don't beat your wife. What more could a Latino father-in-law ask for?"

• (Unnamed) "I haven't shaved since you left. Pretty romantic, right? Like Ryan Gosling."

• (Wafflebot) "I hate pancakes."

• (Unnamed) "No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."

• (Unnamed) "Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve."

• (Unnamed) "The tree is a cancer. We have to get rid of it before it kills Christmas."

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