Harriet the Spy (film) Quotes

Harriet the Spy (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Harriet the Spy completed its run in 1970.

It features Marykay Powell as producer, Jamshied Sharifi in charge of musical score, and Francis Kenny as head of cinematography.

Harriet the Spy (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Harriet the Spy (film) is 102 minutes long. Harriet the Spy (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Rosie O'Donnell as Ole Golly, Michelle Trachtenberg as Harriet M. Welsch, Gregory Smith as Sport, Michelle Trachtenberg as Mrs. Welsch, and Michelle Trachtenberg as Mr. Welsch.

Harriet the Spy (film) Quotes

Rosie O'Donnell as Ole Golly

• (Rosie O'Donnell) "The time has come, the walrus said --"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "To talk of many things --"
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax --"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Of cabbages and kings --"
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "And why the sea is boiling hot --"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "And whether pigs have wings."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "Do you have any wings?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Yeah."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah? Let me see 'em."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Ow. Ow. Child abuse. Child abuse."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "You wanna see child abuse? Take that. And that."

• (Rosie O'Donnell) "There are as many ways to live in this world as there are people in this world, and each one deserves a closer look."

• (Rosie O'Donnell) "You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life."

• (Rosie O'Donnell) "You okay?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Hey. How come all the lights are on?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Where is my child?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Uh-oh."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Harriet? Harriet, what are you doing in that contraption? Come in here at once."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Miss Golly what are you doing with my child, at this hour, without my consent?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Who is that?"
• (Unnamed) "My name is --"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Shut up."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "I'm sorry. We only went to dinner and then a movie."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Harriet is not your daughter, Miss Golly. She is mine, and you have no idea, none, what it is like to come home and find your child is missing."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "We had no idea that you'd be home this soon."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I don't care. I don't what you did or where you went or why. All I know is this can never happen again -- Miss Golly -- You are fired."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "What? No."
• (Unnamed) "Just a moment. This is my fault. Please."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Well, it seems awful sudden."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "Actually -- maybe it's not. I think you're right, Mrs.Welsch. It is time for me to go."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "What?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "What?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "What?"

Gregory Smith as Sport

• (Gregory Smith) "This stuff is beyond crap. It is what crap wants to be when it grows up."

• (Gregory Smith) "You can't be my friend if you're not my friend."

• (Unnamed) "Will you take a look at this. Huh? Huh? What do you think of your old man now, Sport? Ten thousand smackaroos. No more paying with change. No more, no more spaghetti. Going to feel like steak. And you know those fancy basketball sneakers with the, with the buckles and the Velcro and the crap all over them? Their yours, buddy boy, all yours."
• (Unnamed) "Hello? Murray. Hey, hey I take it all back. All agents aren't useless. Oh, I'm kidding you, I'm kidding you, man. You know I was always in your corner. Oh, yeah, I knew you'd come through. Well, Sport and I are going to do a little celebrating today --"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Hey."
• (Gregory Smith) "Hey."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Sold his book?"
• (Gregory Smith) "Got a real job."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Harriet, you hear the good news?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "You're a writer. So how's it feel?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, big slice off heaven, side order of fries. Say, you hungry? I feel like going to the fanciest, schmaniest restaurant in town. We'll abuse the waiter. Who's with me? Harriet?"
• (Gregory Smith) "She can't come."
• (Unnamed) "What do you mean she can't come? You haven't even asked her."
• (Gregory Smith) "I said she can't come."
• (Gregory Smith) "You can't be my friend if you're not my friend."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I'm sorry, Sport. I'm sorry."

Michelle Trachtenberg as Harriet M. Welsch

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I want to remember everything. And I want to know everything."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "Well, you must realize, Harriet, knowing everything won't do you a bit of good unless you use it to put beauty in this world. True or false?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "True."
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "Of course it is."

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "The only thing worse than being Marion Hawthorn, is wanting to be Marion Hawthorn."

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I hate money."
• (Gregory Smith) "You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any."

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Carrie Andrews thinks she's cool because she spent her summer vacation growing boobs."

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Green."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "G-R-E-E-N."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Aren't you going to work on your notebook today?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Yeah. Pick a number."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Seven."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "All right."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Turn around."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "That's not a fortune."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Turn around."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Why?"
• (Rosie O'Donnell) "Turn around."
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Golly?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Golly."

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