Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film) Quotes

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Heyman as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and Roger Pratt (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film) is 161 minutes long. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Richard Harris as Dumbledore, Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy, Rupert Grint as Ron, Julie Walters as Molly Weasley, Rupert Grint as Fred Weasley, Robbie Coltrane as Hagrid, Rupert Grint as Mrs. Weasley, Emma Watson as Hermione, and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film) Quotes

Richard Harris as Dumbledore

• (Richard Harris) "Hogwarts is no longer safe. The chamber of secrets has been -- opened."

• (Richard Harris) "You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules."
• (Rupert Grint) "Yes, sir."
• (Richard Harris) "And that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled."
• (Rupert Grint) "Yes, sir."
• (Richard Harris) "Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive --"
• (Richard Harris) "Special Awards for Services to the School."

• (Richard Harris) "Is there anything you wish to tell me?"

• (Richard Harris) "You will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."
• (Lucius Malfoy) "Admirable sentiments. Shall we? Fudge?"
• (Cornelius Fudge) "Come, Hagrid. Well?"
• (Robbie Coltrane) "If, uh, if anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders."
• (Robbie Coltrane) "Yup. That would lead 'em right. That's all I have to say."

• (Richard Harris) "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices."

• (Harry) "Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire."
• (Richard Harris) "Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day."

• (Richard Harris) "Riddle. Come."
• (Tom Marvolo Riddle) "Professor Dumbledore."
• (Harry) "Dumbledore?"
• (Richard Harris) "It is not wise to be wandering around this late hour, Tom."
• (Tom Marvolo Riddle) "Yes, Professor. I suppose I-I had to see for myself if the rumors were true."
• (Richard Harris) "I'm afraid they are, Tom. They are true."
• (Tom Marvolo Riddle) "About the school, as well? I don't have a home to go to. They wouldn't really close Hogwarts, would they, Professor?"
• (Richard Harris) "I understand, Tom. But, I'm afraid Headmaster Dippet may have no choice."
• (Tom Marvolo Riddle) "Sir, if it all stopped. If the person responsible was caught --"
• (Richard Harris) "Is there something you wish to tell me?"
• (Tom Marvolo Riddle) "No, sir. Nothing."
• (Richard Harris) "Very well, then. Off you go."
• (Tom Marvolo Riddle) "Goodnight, sir."

Emma Watson as Hermione

• (Harry) "A month."
• (Harry) "But Hermione, if Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin, he could attack half the Muggle-borns in the school by then."
• (Emma Watson) "I know, but it's the only plan we've got."

• (Moaning Myrtle) "I'm Moaning Myrtle. I wouldn't expect you to know me. Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle? AHHHHHHHHHH."
• (Emma Watson) "She's a little sensitive."

• (Emma Watson) "Look, Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it?"
• (Rupert Grint) "That would be a cheerful visit. "Hello Hagrid. Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?""
• (Robbie Coltrane) "Mad and hairy? You wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?"
• (Harry) "No."

• (Emma Watson) "Look at my face."
• (Rupert Grint) "Look at your tail."

• (Emma Watson) "Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets."
• (Professor Minerva McGonagall) "Very well. Well, you all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age. Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Now three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not."
• (Rupert Grint) "Three guesses who."
• (Professor Minerva McGonagall) "Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic."
• (Emma Watson) "Muggle-borns."
• (Professor Minerva McGonagall) "Well naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found."

• (Emma Watson) "Here's the plan, you disguise yourselves as Crabbe and Goyle."

• (Emma Watson) "It's a bit strange, isn't it?"
• (Harry) "Strange?"
• (Emma Watson) "You hear this voice, a voice only you can hear, and then Mrs. Norris turns up petrified? It's just -- strange."
• (Harry) "Do you think I should have told them? Dumbledore and the others, I mean."
• (Rupert Grint) "Are you mad?"
• (Emma Watson) "No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign."

• (Emma Watson) "He called me a Mudblood."
• (Robbie Coltrane) "He did not."

• (Emma Watson) "Do you think he's all right?"
• (Rupert Grint) "Who cares?"

• (Emma Watson) "He called me a mudblood."
• (Robbie Coltrane) "He did not."
• (Harry) "What's a mudblood?"
• (Emma Watson) "It means dirty blood. Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who's muggle born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation."
• (Robbie Coltrane) "See the thing is, Harry, there's some wizards, like the Malfoy family, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "pure blood.""
• (Harry) "That's horrible."
• (Rupert Grint) "It's disgusting."
• (Robbie Coltrane) "And it's codswallop to boot. "Dirty blood." Why, there isn't a wizard alive today that's not half-blood or less. More to the point, they've yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can't do. Come 'ere. Don't you think on it, Hermione. Don't you think on it for one minute."

• (Lucius Malfoy) "Mr. Potter. Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me, your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you."
• (Harry) "Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing more than a murderer."
• (Lucius Malfoy) "You must be very brave to mention his name. Or very foolish."
• (Emma Watson) "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."
• (Lucius Malfoy) "And you must be Miss Granger. Yes, Draco's told me all about you. And your parents. Muggles, aren't they? Let me see. Red hair -- vacant expressions -- tatty second hand book -- you must be the Weasleys."
• (Arthur Weasley) "Children, it's mad in here. Let's go outside."
• (Lucius Malfoy) "Well, well, well. Weasley senior."
• (Arthur Weasley) "Lucius."
• (Lucius Malfoy) "Busy time at the Ministry, Arthur, all those extra raids? I do hope they're paying you overtime. Though judging by the state of this, I'd say not. What's the use in being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?"
• (Arthur Weasley) "We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy."
• (Lucius Malfoy) "Clearly. Associating with muggles. And I thought your family could sink no lower."

Rupert Grint as Ron

• (Rupert Grint) "How thick could you get?"

• (Professor Snape) "You were seen. By no less than seven Muggles. Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world. Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born."
• (Rupert Grint) "Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us."
• (Professor Snape) "Silence. I assure you that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me, the both of you would be on the train home tonight."

• (Rupert Grint) "Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him. I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?"
• (Harry) "We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent."

• (Rupert Grint) "It's not much, but it's home."
• (Harry) "I think it's brilliant."

• (Rupert Grint) "I'll stop it."
• (Emma Watson) "No. Even with a proper wand, it's too dangerous; you might hit Harry."

• (Rupert Grint) "Do you think it's true? Do you think there really is a Chamber of Secrets?"
• (Emma Watson) "Yes. Couldn't you tell? McGonagall's worried. All the teachers are."
• (Harry) "But if there really is a Chamber of Secrets, and it really has been opened, then that means --"
• (Emma Watson) "The heir of Slytherin has returned to Hogwarts. The question is; who is it?"
• (Rupert Grint) "Let's think. Who do we know who thinks all muggle borns are scum?"
• (Emma Watson) "If you're talking about Malfoy --"
• (Rupert Grint) "Of course. You heard him. 'You'll be next mudbloods'."
• (Emma Watson) "I heard him. But Malfoy, the heir of Slytherin?"

• (Harry) "Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago? She died in a bathroom. What if she never left?"
• (Rupert Grint) "Moaning Myrtle."

• (Harry) "Eh, Ron, perhaps I'd better do it?"
• (Rupert Grint) "Yeah"

• (Rupert Grint) "Bloody bird's a menace."

• (Rupert Grint) "Where's Hermione when you need her?"

• (Rupert Grint) "Have you spoken to Hermione?"
• (Harry) "She should be out of hospital in a few days -- when she stops coughing up fur balls."

• (Rupert Grint) "So it really is a chamber of secrets."
• (Emma Watson) "Yes. McGonagall's worried, all the teachers are."

• (Rupert Grint) "Brilliant. Malfoy will tell us anything."

• (Rupert Grint) "Dad loves muggles. Thinks they're fascinating."

• (Rupert Grint) "You're a parselmouth. Why didn't you tell us?"
• (Harry) "I'm a what?"
• (Emma Watson) "You can talk to snakes."
• (Harry) "I know. I mean, I accidentally set a python on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once. Once. But so what? I bet loads of people here can do it."
• (Emma Watson) "No, they can't. It's not a very common gift, Harry. This is bad."
• (Harry) "What's bad? If I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin --"
• (Rupert Grint) "Oh, that's what you said to it?"
• (Harry) "You were there. You heard me."
• (Rupert Grint) "I head you speaking parseltongue. Snake language."
• (Harry) "I spoke a different language? But I didn't realize -- how can speak a language without knowing I can?"
• (Emma Watson) "I don't know, Harry, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something. Harry, listen to me. There's a reason the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent. Salazar Slytherin was a parselmouth, he could talk to snakes too."
• (Rupert Grint) "Exactly. Now the whole school is gonna think you're his great-great-great-grandson or something."
• (Harry) "But I'm not. I can't be."
• (Emma Watson) "He lived a thousand years ago. For all we know, you could be."

• (Rupert Grint) "Can we panic now?"

• (Rupert Grint) "If it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?"
• (Harry) "Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly, at least. Colin saw it through his camera. Justin -- Justin must've seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick. Nick got the full blast of it, but he's a ghost; he couldn't die again. And Hermione -- had the mirror. I bet you anything she was using it to look around corners in case it came along."
• (Rupert Grint) "And Mrs. Norris? I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror, Harry."
• (Harry) "The water. There was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisk's reflection."

• (Rupert Grint) "Is there anything you CAN do?"
• (Gilderoy Lockhart) "Yes, now you mention it. I'm rather gifted with Memory Charms. Otherwise, you see, all those wizards would have gone blabbing. And I'd never have sold another book."

• (Rupert Grint) "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "Follow the butterflies"?"

• (Moaning Myrtle) "Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me."
• (Rupert Grint) "But, it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it would just go right through you."
• (Moaning Myrtle) "Sure. Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it. Ten points if you get it through her stomach."
• (Moaning Myrtle) "Fifty points if it goes through her head."

• (Rupert Grint) "They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window."
• (Julie Walters) "Well, you'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley."

• (Rupert Grint) "Say it, I'm doomed."
• (Harry) "You're doomed."

• (Rupert Grint) "Maybe we could trick them into telling."
• (Emma Watson) "Even they aren't that thick."

• (Rupert Grint) "RONALD WEASLEY. How dare you steal that car? I am absolutely disgusted. Your father's facing an inquiry at work, and it's entirely your fault. If you put another toe out of line, we'll bring you straight home."
• (Rupert Grint) "Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud."
• (Rupert Grint) "PPPBBBTTT."
• (Rupert Grint) "."

• (Gilderoy Lockhart) "Hello. Who are you?"
• (Rupert Grint) "Um -- Ron Weasley."
• (Gilderoy Lockhart) "Really. And,uh, wh-who am I?"
• (Rupert Grint) "Lockhart's memory charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue who he is."
• (Gilderoy Lockhart) "It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"
• (Rupert Grint) "No."
• (Gilderoy Lockhart) "Really?"

• (Rupert Grint) "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?"

• (Oliver Wood) "I don't believe it. Where you think you're going, Flint?"
• (Marcus Flint) "Qudditch practice."
• (Oliver Wood) "I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today."
• (Marcus Flint) "Easy, Wood. I've got a note."
• (Rupert Grint) "Uh-oh. I smell trouble."
• (Oliver Wood) ""I, Professor Severus Snape do hereby give the Slytherin team permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker." You've got a new seeker? Who?"
• (Harry Potter) "Malfoy?"
• (Tom Felton) "That's right. And that's not all that's new this year."
• (Rupert Grint) "Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones. How'd you get those?"
• (Marcus Flint) "A gift from Draco's father."
• (Tom Felton) "You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best."
• (Emma Watson) "At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent."
• (Tom Felton) "No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood."
• (Rupert Grint) "You'll pay for that one Malfoy. Eat slugs."
• (Emma Watson) "You okay, Ron? Say something."
• (Colin Creevey) "Wow. Can you turn him around Harry?"
• (Harry Potter) "No Colin. Get out of the way."

• (Rupert Grint) "Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin."
• (George Weasley) "Be careful. He's a seriously evil wizard."
• (Rupert Grint) "Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh."
• (Harry) "They're the only ones."
• (Rupert Grint) "Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?"
• (Harry) "Maybe they're right."
• (Emma Watson) "Harry. Harry? Oh, come on."
• (Harry) "Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue. What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it."
• (Emma Watson) "You don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too."
• (Rupert Grint) "Why would that make anyone feel any better?"
• (Emma Watson) "Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready. In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin."

• (Oliver Wood) "We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance. We're stronger, quicker and smarter."
• (Rupert Grint) "And not to mention they're dead scared that Harry'll petrify them if they fly anywhere near him."
• (Oliver Wood) "Well, that too."

• (Rupert Grint) "My wand. Look at my wand."
• (Harry) "Be thankful it's not your neck."

• (Harry) "It's a snake skin."
• (Rupert Grint) "Bloody hell. Whatever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more."
• (Rupert Grint) "Heart of a lion, this one."

Julie Walters as Molly Weasley

• (Julie Walters) "Now don't forget to speak very, very clearly."
• (Harry) "Diagonally."
• (Julie Walters) "What did he say dear?"
• (Arthur Weasley) "Diagonally."
• (Julie Walters) "I thought he did."

• (Ginny) "Mummy, have you seen my jumper?"
• (Julie Walters) "Yes dear, it was on the cat."

• (Julie Walters) "Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night."
• (Arthur Weasley) "Did you really? How did it go?"
• (Arthur Weasley) "I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you."

• (Julie Walters) "Your sons flew that car all the way to Surrey and back."
• (Arthur Weasley) "Really? How did it go?"
• (Arthur Weasley) "I mean, that was very wrong of you, boys. Very wrong indeed."

Robbie Coltrane as Hagrid

• (Gilderoy Lockhart) "Ah -- yes, well, that can sometimes happen. Um, but, uh, the point is, uh, you can no longer feel any pain. And, very clearly, the bones are not broken."
• (Robbie Coltrane) "Broken? There's no bones left."
• (Gilderoy Lockhart) "Much more flexible, though."

• (Robbie Coltrane) "I shouldn't have told you that."

• (Robbie Coltrane) "What are you doing here? Get outta my house."
• (Lucius Malfoy) "Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your --"
• (Lucius Malfoy) "You call this a house?"

• (Robbie Coltrane) "I'd just like to say that, if it hadn't been for you Harry, and Ron and Hermione of course, I would -- I'd still be You-Know-Where. So I'd just like to say thanks."
• (Harry) "There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."

Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy

• (Tom Felton) ""Enemies of the Heir Beware"? You'll be next, mudbloods."

• (Tom Felton) "Scared, Potter?"
• (Harry Potter) "You wish."

• (Tom Felton) "Why are you wearing glasses?"
• (Goyle) "Oh, uh -- reading."
• (Tom Felton) "Reading? I didn't know you could read."

• (Tom Felton) "Training for the ballet, Potter?"

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