Haunted Ranch Quotes

Haunted Ranch is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Haunted Ranch ended its run in 1970.

It features George W. Weeks (producer) as producer, Frank Sanucci in charge of musical score, and Robert E. Cline as head of cinematography.

Haunted Ranch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Haunted Ranch is 57 minutes long.

The cast includes: Max Terhune as 'Alibi' Terhune, John "Dusty" King as 'Dusty' King, Julie Duncan as Helen Weston, Charles King as Henchman Chuck, and Glenn Strange as Rance Austin.

Haunted Ranch Quotes

Max Terhune as 'Alibi' Terhune

• (Max Terhune) "First it's bank robbers and now it's bushwhackers. Ain't we ever gonna finish our vacation?"

• (Max Terhune) "Has Dave said any more about enlistin'?"
• (John "Dusty" King) "No, but I look for him to the first time he gets to town."
• (Max Terhune) "Yeah, and I reckon you won't be far behind him."
• (John "Dusty" King) "You aren't a-kiddin'. You know how I felt ever since the Maine was sunk."

Charles King as Henchman Chuck

• (Elmer, Alibi's dummy) "Quiet. I got to concentrate here. You're thinkin' about somebody that's dead. Somebody named R -- O -- Roberts."
• (Charles King) "So what? Reno Red and Roberts are all the same guy."
• (Max Terhune) "Is that right? Do you know somebody named Roberts?"
• (Glenn Strange) "I used to. Go ahead -- Tell me what I'm thinkin' about."
• (Elmer, Alibi's dummy) "I can't get it clear. No, I lost it -- No, I get it. You're thinking about his money."
• (Glenn Strange) "That dummy's too smart."

John "Dusty" King as 'Dusty' King

• (Jim, the bartender) "Say, he's looking for a job."
• (John "Dusty" King) "Well, if you're interested, be sure and come out. I'll have a good job for you."
• (Elmer, Alibi's dummy) "How about me?"
• (John "Dusty" King) "Are you a cowhand?"
• (Elmer, Alibi's dummy) "Oh, I've been a roper and a rider, a bulldogger and a fighter, a bronco buster and a dynamiter. Yippee."
• (John "Dusty" King) "I'm sorry. You haven't had enough experience."

• (John "Dusty" King) "You know, it's mighty funny. I thought Uncle Abe had a lot of money. I thought there'd be more help around here."
• (Julie Duncan) "Sam said he always had 12 to 15 hands. After he died, the men here left one by one."
• (John "Dusty" King) "They did?"
• (Julie Duncan) "Sam says they were scared off by ghosts. I don't believe it in, but according to Sam, some queer things have been going on here."
• (John "Dusty" King) "Like what?"
• (Julie Duncan) "Oh, strange sounds at night, the organ playing with no one around, flickering lights near the barn."
• (John "Dusty" King) "Sounds like barflies."

• (John "Dusty" King) "Sam, tell me, who's the cook around here?"
• (Sam, the cook) "Me."
• (John "Dusty" King) "Well, who's the foreman?"
• (Sam, the cook) "Me."
• (John "Dusty" King) "In other words, you do just about everything."
• (Sam, the cook) "Yes sir, I'm just a jack-in-the-box."
• (John "Dusty" King) "No, you mean a jack-of-all-trades."
• (Sam, the cook) "No sir, I mean a jack-in-the-box. I'm always poppin' up on one job and sittin' down on another."

Julie Duncan as Helen Weston

• (Julie Duncan) "Aren't you going to stay to eat?"
• (John "Dusty" King) "If you live through it, I'll take a chance on supper."

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