Heartburn (film) Quotes

Heartburn (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Heartburn ended in 1970.

It features Mike Nichols, and Robert Greenhut as producer, Carly Simon in charge of musical score, and Néstor Almendros as head of cinematography.

Heartburn (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Heartburn (film) is 109 minutes long. Heartburn (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Nicholson as Mark Forman, and Meryl Streep as Rachel Samstat.

Heartburn (film) Quotes

Jack Nicholson as Mark Forman

• (Jack Nicholson) "When we're married, I want this once a week."
• (Meryl Streep) "I'm never getting married again. I don't believe in marriage."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Neither do I."

• (Jack Nicholson) "What the f*** was that?"
• (Meryl Streep) "He has cancer."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Bulls***."
• (Meryl Streep) "Mark."
• (Jack Nicholson) "It's bulls***."
• (Meryl Streep) "People don't lie about things like that."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Contractors lie about everything. What'd he say, "I have cancer"?"
• (Meryl Streep) "Exactly."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Well, he probable meant that "he" has cancer."
• (Meryl Streep) "Who?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "How do I know? Someone. I don't know. His father."
• (Meryl Streep) "His father's dead."

• (Jack Nicholson) "My wife's name was Kimberley. One of the first Kimberleys."
• (Meryl Streep) "My husband had hamsters."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Me too."
• (Meryl Streep) "Not as a grownup you didn't. He had hamsters named Arnold and Shirley. And he was always whipping up little salads for them in the Slice-O-Matic and buying them extremely small sweaters at a pet boutique in Rego Park. Also, there was a certain amount of talking in squeaky voices."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Both of you?"
• (Meryl Streep) "Well, he was Arnold -- and I was Shirley."

• (Jack Nicholson) "He has an unlisted address."
• (Meryl Streep) "What are you talking about?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "Oh, well, it's the latest thing."
• (Meryl Streep) "What kind of person has an unlisted address?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "I'll tell you what kind person. The kind that doesn't want to be dead. The kind people are trying to kill all the time."
• (Meryl Streep) "Why are you angry at me for?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "I'm not angry at you."
• (Meryl Streep) "Then what you shouting at me for?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "Because you're the only one that's here."

• (Jack Nicholson) "It's just that there's no door to the kitchen."
• (Unnamed) "The back door."
• (Jack Nicholson) "The back door. Yes. It's true. You can get into the kitchen -- through the back door. This, we know is a kitchen. But you can't get inside the house from the kitchen. Now, how the f*** did this happen?"
• (Meryl Streep) "Mark. For God's sake. Laszlo, we thought that you could put a door here."
• (Unnamed) "She's a piece of cake. He's a piece of cake."
• (Meryl Streep) "It's a piece of cake."
• (Unnamed) "You are Hungarian?"
• (Meryl Streep) "No. You are Hungarian."
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Meryl Streep) "Yes. Hungarians have no pronouns."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Apparently they don't have f***ing doors, either."
• (Unnamed) "She is very angry at me."
• (Meryl Streep) "He is very angry at you. Yes."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Just keep breathing, you can do it."
• (Meryl Streep) "I don't want to do it, honey. Can't we get somebody else to do it?"

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