Helpless (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Helpless (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Helpless ended its run in 1970.

Helpless (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "We're still talkin' party, right? I mean, some of us still love to relish celebrating in the birth of the Buff."
• (Unnamed) "I dunno. I think it might be time to put a moratorium on parties in my honor. They tend to go badly. Monsters crash. People die."

• (Unnamed) "I saw you before you became the Slayer."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "I watched you, and I saw you called. It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps -- and -- and I loved you."
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Unnamed) "'Cause I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life, I wanted to keep it safe -- to warm it with my own."
• (Unnamed) "That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross."
• (Unnamed) "I was just thinking that, too."

• (Unnamed) "Amethyst."
• (Unnamed) "Used for?"
• (Unnamed) "Breath mints?"
• (Unnamed) "Charm bags, money spells, and for cleansing one's aura."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, so how do you know if one's aura is dirty? Does somebody come by with a finger and write "Wash Me" on it?"

• (Unnamed) "You know, maybe we're on the wrong track with the whole spell, curse and whammy thing. Maybe what we should be looking for is something like, um,"
• (Unnamed) "Slayer kryptonite."
• (Unnamed) "Faulty metaphor. Kryptonite kills."
• (Unnamed) "You're assuming I meant the green kryptonite. I was referring, of course, to the red kryptonite, which drains Superman of his powers."
• (Unnamed) "Wrong. The gold kryptonite's the power-sucker. The red kryptonite mutates Superman into some sort of weird --"
• (Unnamed) "Guys? Reality?"

• (Unnamed) "If I was at full Slayer power, I'd be punning right about now."

• (Unnamed) "I'm way off my game. My game's left the country. It's in Cuernavaca."

• (Unnamed) "Wow, that was really funny-lookin'. Could you do it again?"
• (Vampire) "I'll kill you for that."
• (Unnamed) "For that? What were you trying to kill me for before?"

• (Unnamed) "Just feel better when I get my strength back."
• (Unnamed) "Give ya a hand with that little lady?"
• (Unnamed) "You're loving this far too much."
• (Unnamed) "Admit it, sometimes you just need a big strong man."
• (Unnamed) "Uh, Wil, give me a hand with that?"

• (Unnamed) "Um, am I gonna see you this weekend? You, uh, you-you probably have plans."
• (Unnamed) "Right, birthday. Um, actually, I, I do have a thing."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, a thing. A date?"
• (Unnamed) "Nice attempt at casual. Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'Daddy'."
• (Unnamed) "Huh, your father. It is your father, right?"

• (Unnamed) "You have to listen to me. Because I've told you this, the test is invalidated. You will be safe now, I promise you. Now, whatever I have to do to deal with Kralik -- and to win back your trust --"
• (Unnamed) "You stuck a needle in me. You poisoned me."
• (Unnamed) "What's going on? Oh, God. Is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother."
• (Unnamed) "You can't walk home alone, Buffy. It isn't safe."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know you."
• (Unnamed) "Did something take her memory? He's Giles. Gi-els. He hangs out here a lot."
• (Unnamed) "Cordelia, could you please drive me home?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course."
• (Unnamed) "But if the world doesn't end, I'm gonna need a note."

• (Unnamed) "Congratulations again."
• (Unnamed) "Bite me."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, well, colorful girl."

• (Unnamed) "Mother. May I call you "mother"? My own mother was a person with no self-respect of her own, so she tried to take mine. Ten years old, she had the scissors. You wouldn't believe what she took with those. But she's dead to me now. Mostly because I killed and ate her, but also because I know I won't be alone much longer. I'll have your daughter. I won't kill her, I'll just make her like me. Different. She'll go to sleep, and when she wakes up, your face will be the first thing she eats."
• (Unnamed) "I have a problem with mothers. I'm aware of that."

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