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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo Quotes

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo ended in 1970.

It features Ron W. Miller as producer, Frank De Vol in charge of musical score, and Leonard J. South as head of cinematography.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo is 104 minutes long. Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Don Knotts as Wheely Applegate, Dean Jones as Jim Douglas, Bernard Fox as Max, Roy Kinnear as Quincey, Johnny Haymer as Racer, and Eric Braeden as Bruno Von Stickle.

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo Quotes

Don Knotts as Wheely Applegate

  • (Don Knotts) "Dirty road hog. Why doesn't he learn how to drive?"
  • (Dean Jones) "He knows how to drive, that's the trouble."
  • (Don Knotts) "Yeah, I see what you mean."
  • (Don Knotts) "I didn't understand what he was saying."
  • (Dean Jones) "That's alright. I'm sure he didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think I understood what you were saying."
  • (Don Knotts) "They never say what they mean. That's what makes the female the species deadlier than the male."
  • (Dean Jones) "You read that some place?"
  • (Don Knotts) "Yes, and I've got a mother, three sisters, and two ex-wives to prove it. Oh, they never told me they wanted me out of the house, but every time I came home, the lock was changed."

Johnny Haymer as Racer

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Bernard Fox as Max

  • (Bernard Fox) "Ten more steps to six million dollars."
  • (Roy Kinnear) "One step to Devil's eye. If anything touches that floor."
  • (Bernard Fox) "Patients, Quincey."
  • (Roy Kinnear) "You tell that to the guard. He'll be here in two minutes."

Dean Jones as Jim Douglas

  • (Dean Jones) "You listen to me, Herbie, and you listen good. Now, you and I did not come out of mothballs to be the laughingstock of the continent."

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