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Hercules (1997 film) Quotes

Hercules (1997 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hercules completed its run in 1970.

It features Alice Dewey, Ron Clements, and John Musker as producer, and Alan Menken in charge of musical score.

Hercules (1997 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hercules (1997 film) is 93 minutes long. Hercules (1997 film) is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures Distribution.

The cast includes: Susan Egan as Meg.

Hercules (1997 film) Quotes

Susan Egan as Meg

  • (Susan Egan) "I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."
  • (Susan Egan) "Wonder Boy's fielding every curve ball you throw at him."
  • (Hades) "Oh, yeah. Well, maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him, Meg my sweet."
  • (Susan Egan) "Don't even go there."
  • (Hades) "He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for Pandora, it was the box thing. And for the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay? All we have to do is find out Wonder Boy's weakness."
  • (Susan Egan) "I've done my part. Get your little imps --"
  • (Hades) "They couldn't handle him as a baby. I need somebody who can -- handle him as a man."
  • (Susan Egan) "Hey, I've sworn off manhandling."
  • (Hades) "Well, you know, that's good. Because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it? You sold your soul to me, to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? By running off with some babe. He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg?"
  • (Susan Egan) "Look, I learned my lesson, okay?"
  • (Hades) "Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom."
  • (Hercules) "You know, wh-when I was a kid, I-I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else."
  • (Susan Egan) "You wanted to be petty and dishonest?"
  • (Hercules) "Everybody's not like that."
  • (Susan Egan) "Yes, they are."
  • (Hercules) "You're not like that."
  • (Susan Egan) "How do you know what I'm like?"
  • (Susan Egan) "It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed."
  • (Hercules) "Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh, uh, uh --"
  • (Susan Egan) "Are you always this articulate?"
  • (Hercules) "Hercules. My -- my name is Hercules."
  • (Susan Egan) "Herc -- huh. I think I prefer Wonder Boy."
  • (Susan Egan) "Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon?"
  • (Hercules) "Oh gee, I don't know. Phil has the rest of the day pretty much booked."
  • (Susan Egan) "Aw, Phil, Schmil. Just follow me, out the window, round the dumbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone."
  • (Hercules) "Meg, when I'm with you, I-I don't feel so alone."
  • (Susan Egan) "Sometimes it's better to be alone."
  • (Hercules) "What do you mean?"
  • (Susan Egan) "Nobody can hurt you."
  • (Hades) "Meg, listen. Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, for ever."
  • (Susan Egan) "I don't care, I'm not going to help you hurt him."
  • (Hades) "I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some "guy.""
  • (Susan Egan) "This one is different. He's strong, he's caring, he would never do anything to hurt me --"
  • (Hades) "He's a guy."
  • (Susan Egan) "Besides, O Oneness, you can't beat him. He has no weaknesses. He's gonna kick your --"
  • (Hades) "I think he does, Meg. I truly think he does."
  • (Hades) "If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, you say?"
  • (Susan Egan) "Medium or well done?"
  • (Susan Egan) "Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?"
  • (Hercules) "Aren't you -- a damsel in distress?"
  • (Susan Egan) "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."
  • (Hercules) "Meg, why did you -- You didn't have to --"
  • (Susan Egan) "People do crazy things -- when they're in love."
  • (Hades) "I'm sorry. You mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something --"
  • (Susan Egan) "Then read my lips; forget it."
  • (Hades) "Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial, little tiny detail?"
  • (Hades) "I OWN YOU."
  • (Susan Egan) "What are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed."
  • (Hercules) "There are worse things."
  • (Hercules) "I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun."
  • (Susan Egan) "Yeah, neither did I."
  • (Susan Egan) "I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery."
  • (Hades) "Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut-Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna persuade the River Guardian to join my team for the uprising and here I am sort of -- River Guardian-less."
  • (Susan Egan) "Look, I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse."
  • (Susan Egan) "Ohhhhh, at least out loud I won't say I'm in love."
  • (Hercules) "Uh, so how'd you get stuck with the --"
  • (Susan Egan) "Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours.""
  • (Susan Egan) "Don't worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya."
  • (Susan Egan) "Megara. My friends call me Meg; at least they would if I had any friends. So- did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"
  • (Susan Egan) "Is Wonder Boy here for real?"
  • (Phil) "What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real."
  • (Phil) "Whoa. And by the way, sweet cheeks -- I'm real, too."
  • (Susan Egan) "If there's a prize for rotten judgment/ I guess I've already won that/ No man is worth the aggravation/ That's ancient history, been there, done that."
  • (Susan Egan) "It looks better that way. No, it really does."

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