Here Comes Garfield Quotes

Here Comes Garfield is a TV show that debuted in 1982 on CBS. Here Comes Garfield ended in 1970.

It features Lee Mendelson and Bill Melendez as producer, and Desirée Goyette and Ed Bogas (music and lyrics) as theme composer. Here Comes Garfield is executive produced by Jay Poynor.

Each episode of Here Comes Garfield is 24 minutes long. Here Comes Garfield is produced by United Media and distributed by 9 Story Media Group. Spinoffs for this show include Garfield on the Town.

The cast includes: Lorenzo Music as Garfield, Sandy Kenyon as Jon Arbuckle, Henry Corden as Hubert, and Gregg Berger as Salesman.

Here Comes Garfield Quotes

Lorenzo Music as Garfield

• (Lorenzo Music) "Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath."

• (Lorenzo Music) "I'm not known for my compassion."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Home is where they understand you."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Good morning, Odie. You're not gonna to live to see your next birthday, you know that don't you? I hate dogs."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Well, as long as I'm up, as may as well have breakfast."

• (Lorenzo Music) "I'm only human."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Rats. My owner must still be wallowing around in bed. It's hard to find good help these days."

• (Lorenzo Music) "I hate mornings. I'd like 'em better if they started later."

• (Lorenzo Music) "No sweat, 'Sarge, I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka here."
• (Lorenzo Music) "So this is what it feels like to be potato salad, yuck."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh."

• (Lorenzo Music) "It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?"

• (Lorenzo Music) "When I want in, I want in now."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Ten billion dogs in this world, and I get Tweedledee the Wonder Dummy."

Henry Corden as Hubert

• (Henry Corden) "Reba. Reba. That cat and dog are in my yard again. Where's my stick?"
• (Unnamed) "It's right beside you where you always keep it, dear."
• (Henry Corden) "I know that."
• (Henry Corden) "Come here kitty, come here doggy, I want to pet you --"
• (Henry Corden) "with my stick."
• (Unnamed) "Well, just look at you, Hubert, potted again."
• (Henry Corden) "Dagnabbit Reba, can't you see I've been assaulted by those pesky varmits? Bring me the phone."
• (Henry Corden) "You've done it this time. I'm gonna fix your wagon once and for all."

Sandy Kenyon as Jon Arbuckle

• (Sandy Kenyon) "What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper."
• (Sandy Kenyon) "OK, one bowl of catfood coming right up."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Nobody listens anymore."

• (Sandy Kenyon) "I'm so happy to own a cat."

• (Sandy Kenyon) "Where's Odie? He didn't come back with you?"
• (Sandy Kenyon) "You got fleas or something?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

Gregg Berger as Salesman

• (Gregg Berger) "You know Pleasure Motors."
• (Gregg Berger) "You know Pleasure Motors is conveniently located right here in Downtown."
• (Gregg Berger) "Of course, if you can't make it around Downtown, we also have other locations under construction in Midtown --"
• (Gregg Berger) "Uptown --"
• (Gregg Berger) "and in the Loop."
• (Gregg Berger) "To Pleasure Motors, our business is your pleasure."
• (Gregg Berger) "Our pleasure is your business."
• (Gregg Berger) "Our pleasure is none of your business."

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