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Hesher (film) Quotes

Hesher (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Hesher ended its run in 1970.

It features Natalie Portman as producer, Francois Tetaz in charge of musical score, and Morgan Susser as head of cinematography.

Hesher (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hesher (film) is 105 minutes long. Hesher (film) is distributed by Wrekin Hill Entertainment.

The cast includes: Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Hesher, Devin Brochu as T.J., and Natalie Portman as Nicole.

Hesher (film) Quotes

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Hesher

  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Do you think she shaves her p*****?"
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "You lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Dude if you wanna poke her, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't be ashamed. Human beings have been poking vagina for hundreds of years. Longer probably. Bro. Seriously there's nothing wrong with wantin' some p*****."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "You gonna try and f*** her?"
  • (Devin Brochu) "No."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Well that's good? Cus' can't f*** her from here dude. Gotta be way closer."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "I pulled this gas tank from an old Chevy. I wanted to blow it up, so I did. What I didn't think about was all the little bits of metal that were going to fly out in every direction. I almost killed myself. I woke up in this hospital and this doctor was like, "Son -- " and I said "Don't call me son, you f***ing c***." And he was like, "You blew off your nut." pause I just lost my nut, like that. I went f***ing crazy. I assaulted a nurse or a doctor, I don't really remember. I got arrested. I went to juvee. All I could think about was my f***ing nut, man. I'm missing a nut. What am I going to do? I had to go looking for it, right? So I busted out of juvee and I went searching. I couldn't find my nut. pause Well, there was this one night I was sitting there and I was taking a s*** and I was looking at my balls and I was staring at this little piece of flabby sack where my left nut used to be. And then I saw my right nut for the first time. I was like f*** MAN, MY NUT. Look I have one, I still have a nut. Right? It's a good nut, it works. God or the f***ing devil or whoever the f*** it is you know he left me with one good nut. I still have a f***ing nut and it works. And my f***ing dick works too. pause Okay, you lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut."

Natalie Portman as Nicole

  • (Natalie Portman) "What did I do to deserve this chain reaction of s*** all the time?"

Devin Brochu as T.J.

  • (Devin Brochu) "Just leave me alone."
  • (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Alright I'll go but um, on one condition."
  • (Devin Brochu) "Sorry I broke your lamp."
  • (Natalie Portman) "It's okay."
  • (Devin Brochu) "And I'm sorry I called you a fat prostitute."
  • (Natalie Portman) "It's okay."
  • (Devin Brochu) "You are not fat."

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