High Strung (1991 film) Quotes

High Strung (1991 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . High Strung ended its run in 1970.

It features Roger Nygard as producer, Vladimir Horunzhy in charge of musical score, and Alan Oltman as head of cinematography.

High Strung (1991 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of High Strung (1991 film) is 93 minutes long. High Strung (1991 film) is distributed by Film Brigade.

The cast includes: Steve Oedekerk as Thane Furrows, Thomas F. Wilson as Al, Fred Willard as Insurance Salesman, and Jani Lane as Vol.

High Strung (1991 film) Quotes

Steve Oedekerk as Thane Furrows

• (Steve Oedekerk) "Relationships? They shouldn't even call them relationships. They should have a more descriptive name: Painland."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "I'd rather -- be -- DEAD."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "It's really amazing, you know, no matter how little milk you pour on the bowl, there's always some left at the end, so you have to pour more cereal or slurp the milk like you're some kind of a dog, I won't take it, I'd rather be dead."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "I hate salesmen. I always have hated salesmen, I always will hate salesmen. They are the ultimate slime of the Earth. I hate being around them. I'd rather brush my teeth and drink orange juice."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "How about the ones who will date you for several years and then say: 'Let's just be friends.' And then they're shocked that it crushes you. That's like your mom coming up to you and saying: 'Honey, I still love you a lot, but when we're in public don't call me Mom, call me Marge.' Let's still be friends. Which is the perfect scenario for them, because I don't want anything yo do with you anymore, but it'd be really convenient for me if I felt no guilt and you were still there for me if I ever wanted to talk to you or have you help me with my life."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "There's a guy on the phone, OK, no problem, there's a guy on the phone."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "Oh, you must be the tumor-like substance that lives upstairs."
• (Jani Lane) "I don't mind you pounding on my floor, man, but could you do it with a little rhythm 'cause you are really messing with my head."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Oh, I completely understand. We wouldn't want to clutter up that magnificent reservoir of thought."
• (Jani Lane) "Yeah. Let's check out the place."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "I was in Las Vegas, don't ask why. When I got pulled over by a cop for making a right-hand turn on a redlight. Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas, but I made the terrible mistake of doing a right-hand turn on a red light. I could've been having sex, on the hood of the car, in the middle of the intersection, no problem. I could probably avoid the ticket by telling the cop I was a pimp and was out for a late night collection, but then she would've asked to see my hat and I would've been stuck."

Fred Willard as Insurance Salesman

• (Fred Willard) "Hello sir -- How are you today?"
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Don't ask."
• (Fred Willard) "You seem like an intelligent man."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "What are selling?"
• (Fred Willard) "Well, it's not really what I'm selling. But what I have to offer."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Oh, what do you have to offer that happens to cost money?"
• (Fred Willard) "I offer security."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Insurance."

Thomas F. Wilson as Al

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Come on, I pay you fifteen bucks to tell me what else you said to her."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "OK, I told her, to take Happy the Clam and roll him up into a little ball, and shove him up her butt"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Oh My God."

Jani Lane as Vol

• (Jani Lane) "You like thrash music? It's really cool but you gotta crank it to hear the clarity."

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