Hollywood Ending Quotes

Hollywood Ending is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Hollywood Ending ended its run in 1970.

It features Letty Aronson as producer, David Arnold in charge of musical score, and Wedigo von Schultzendorff as head of cinematography.

Hollywood Ending is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hollywood Ending is 112 minutes long. Hollywood Ending is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures.

The cast includes: Woody Allen as Val, George Hamilton as Ed, Téa Leoni as Ellie, Debra Messing as Lori, Peter Gerety as Psychiatrist, and Mark Rydell as Al Hack.

Hollywood Ending Quotes

Woody Allen as Val

• (Woody Allen) "This guy stole my wife."
• (Mark Rydell) "He doesn't hold that against you."

• (Woody Allen) "You know, part of me wants it so badly."
• (Debra Messing) "And the other part?"
• (Woody Allen) "Also wants it. That's the problem."

• (Woody Allen) "Call Dr. Kevorkian."

• (Woody Allen) "What the hell am I doing in Canada? Lori, they got moose up here. Moose. Are moose carnivorous?"

• (Woody Allen) "You know, I would kill for this job, but the people I want to kill are the people offering me the job."

• (Woody Allen) "Thank God the French exist."

• (Woody Allen) "For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up."
• (Debra Messing) "From making love with you?"

• (Woody Allen) "I love ya, scum bag."

• (Woody Allen) "That wind-up doll happens to have a Ph.D."
• (Téa Leoni) "In what? The history of gym?"

• (Woody Allen) "-- driving around his 1938 Vintage Roadster. If someone saw me in a vintage '38, they'd think I was Himmler."

• (Woody Allen) "At the Plaza Hotel. For God's sake, I got the bill. You had the escargot that afternoon. It's so disgusting. Sex and snails with that roast beef from Beverly Hills."

• (Woody Allen) "A tenth of a point after quadruple break-even. You are really a shark, Al."

• (Woody Allen) "She's living with a guy the best you can say about him is that sometimes he returns phone calls."

• (Woody Allen) "We once had a discussion about music and he threatened to push me down a flight of stairs."
• (Peter Gerety) "What happened?"
• (Woody Allen) "It worked. He pushed me down a flight of stairs."

Mark Rydell as Al Hack

• (Mark Rydell) "You don't have a brain tumor."
• (Woody Allen) "Al, with all due respect, I have to hear that from someone who went to a greater medical school than the William Morris Agency."

Téa Leoni as Ellie

• (Téa Leoni) "You were on the cutting edge of everything."
• (Woody Allen) "So, how did I go from the cutting edge to the buttering edge?"

• (Téa Leoni) "Our marriage wasn't going anywhere."
• (Woody Allen) "Where do you want it to go? Where do marriages go? After a while they just lay there. That's the thing about marriages."

George Hamilton as Ed

• (George Hamilton) "Look, I love Val. I love him. But with all due respect -- he's a raving, incompetent psychotic."
• (Téa Leoni) "He's not incompetent."

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