Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Quotes

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Home Alone 2: Lost in New York stopped airing in 1970.

It features John Hughes (filmmaker) as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and Julio Macat as head of cinematography.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is 120 minutes long. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister, Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister, Joe Pesci as Harry, Daniel Stern as Marv, Terrie Snell as Aunt Leslie McCallister, Senta Moses as Tracy McCallister, Maureen Elisabeth Shay as Linnie McCallister, Devin Ratray as Buzz McCallister, Jedidiah Cohen as Rod McCallister, Daiana Campeanu as Sondra McCallister, Hillary Wolf as Megan McCallister, Michael C. Maronna as Jeff McCallister, Anna Slotky as Brooke McCallister, Kieran Culkin as Fuller McCallister, Gerry Bamman as Uncle Frank McCallister, John Heard as Peter McCallister, Eddie Bracken as Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest, Catherine O'Hara as Waiter, and Rod Sell as Officer Bennett.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Quotes

Devin Ratray as Buzz McCallister

• (Cedrick the Bellman) "Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir."
• (Cedrick the Bellman) "Merry Christmas, sir."
• (Cedrick the Bellman) "Nice family. Really."
• (Devin Ratray) "Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Daaaad --"
• (John Heard) "KEVIN. YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?"

• (Devin Ratray) "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury --"
• (Devin Ratray) "I'd like to apologize to my family for whatever displeasure I may have caused you --"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "What?"
• (Devin Ratray) "My prank was immature and ill-timed."
• (Gerry Bamman) "Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious."
• (Devin Ratray) "I'd also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, I'm sorry."

• (Devin Ratray) "All right, enough gooey sh --"
• (Devin Ratray) "show of emotion. Let's dig in."

• (Devin Ratray) "Beat that, you little trout sniffer."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me and since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you're all so STUPID to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway?"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Kevin."
• (John Heard) "Kevin, you walk out of here and you sleep on the third floor."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Yeah, with me."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "So what else is new?"
• (Gerry Bamman) "You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheap Skate."
• (Devin Ratray) "What a troubled young man."

Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister

• (Catherine O'Hara) "Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, you can come down."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm not apologizing to Buzz; I'd rather kiss a toilet seat."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Then you can stay up here the rest of the night."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Fine, I don't wanna be down there, anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. Alone. Without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life."

• (Catherine O'Hara) "Oh, did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Um, let me guess -- Donald Duck slippers?"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "How exciting."

• (Catherine O'Hara) "Honey, are you packed yet?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Yes."
• (Talk Boy) "Yes."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Everything I put out for you?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Yes."
• (Talk Boy) "Yes."

• (Catherine O'Hara) "What kind of idiots do you have working here?"
• (Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk) "The finest in New York."

• (Cop in Times Square) "Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? What would you do?"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere -- but not Kevin, Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. But he's still a kid lost in a big city, he doesn't deserve that. He should be at home with his family around his Christmas tree -- oh my God, I know where he is, I need to get to Rockefeller Center immediately."

• (Catherine O'Hara) "Well you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I hope so."

• (Catherine O'Hara) "It's Christmas Eve and because of you, our son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world."

Daniel Stern as Marv

• (Daniel Stern) "You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war."

• (Daniel Stern) "I'm gonna murder that kid."

• (Daniel Stern) "Let's kill."
• (Joe Pesci) "Hold on, peabrain. We got busted last time because we underestimated that little bundle of misery."
• (Daniel Stern) "This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan."
• (Joe Pesci) "May I do the thinking, please?"

• (Daniel Stern) "Harry, are you wearing aftershave?"
• (Joe Pesci) "That's not aftershave, Marv. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it."
• (Daniel Stern) "Now why would anyone wanna soak a rope in kerosene?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Merry Christmas."
• (Joe Pesci) "Go up."
• (Daniel Stern) "Aaaah."

• (Daniel Stern) "You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war."
• (Joe Pesci) "You shouldn't have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous."

• (Daniel Stern) "Whoa. What a hole."

• (Daniel Stern) "SUCK BRICK KID."

• (Daniel Stern) "My, how the tables have turned."
• (Joe Pesci) "How do you like the ice kid?"
• (Joe Pesci) "Let's go for a little stroll in the park."

• (Daniel Stern) "Harry, I've reached the top."

• (Daniel Stern) "Wow. What a hole."

• (Daniel Stern) "This is more money than I can even count."
• (Joe Pesci) "I don't know why we wasted so much time robbing private homes."
• (Daniel Stern) "The amazing thing is: we're fugitives from the law, we're up to our elbows in cash, and there's nobody that even knows about it."
• (Joe Pesci) "He's back."

Joe Pesci as Harry

• (Joe Pesci) "You better say every prayer you ever heard, kid."
• (Daniel Stern) "I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas."

• (Joe Pesci) "Will you forget the scarf Marv?"

• (Joe Pesci) "Marv, how many fingers am I holding up?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Uh, hmmmmmm, eight?"

• (Joe Pesci) "I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either."

• (Joe Pesci) "Merry Christmas, Harry."
• (Daniel Stern) "Happy Hanukkah, Marv."

• (Joe Pesci) "Marv, are you sure this is safe?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Oh yes. I've worked all the kinks out. Solid as a rock."
• (Joe Pesci) "Like a rock, huh, Marv?"

• (Joe Pesci) "Hey Marv, crow bars up."

• (Joe Pesci) "What's that sound?"
• (Daniel Stern) "That was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs."
• (Joe Pesci) "Oh."

• (Joe Pesci) "Sonny. Nothing would make me happier than to kill you. Knockin' off a youngster doesn't mean a lot to me. But, since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. Throw down your camera, and we won't hurt you, you'll never hear from us again."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "You promise?"
• (Joe Pesci) "I cross my heart and hope to die."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Okay."
• (Joe Pesci) "How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Uh, eight."
• (Joe Pesci) "You wanna throw bricks, go ahead and throw another one."
• (Joe Pesci) "If you can't do any better than that kid, you're gonna lose."
• (Joe Pesci) "You got anymore?"
• (Joe Pesci) "C'mon Marv, get up, he's outta bricks."
• (Joe Pesci) "What?"
• (Joe Pesci) "C'mon Marv, get up; nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it."
• (Joe Pesci) "Go in the front, I'm going around the back."
• (Daniel Stern) "Harry. Harry. Harry."

• (Joe Pesci) "What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna think to rob?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Candy stores."
• (Joe Pesci) "Nine year-olds rob candy stores, Marv. This is what I had in mind."
• (Daniel Stern) "That's brilliant, Harry. Brilliant."
• (Joe Pesci) "Yep. There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve."
• (Daniel Stern) "Oh yes, there is."

• (Joe Pesci) "We spent nine months in jail, thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong, little buddy."
• (Daniel Stern) "We're busted out of the clink and we're doing fine. We're going to be doing even better. Because we're not robbing houses anymore. Now we're robbing toy stores. At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that we get a couple of phony passports then it's off to Rio --"
• (Joe Pesci) "Marv. Marv. You want to shut up?"
• (Daniel Stern) "What's the difference? He's not going to talk to anyone. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker."

• (Joe Pesci) "I don't care if they give me the chair, I'm going to kill that kid."

• (Joe Pesci) "Here we are Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity."
• (Joe Pesci) "Smell that?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Yeah."
• (Joe Pesci) "Know what that is?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Fish."
• (Joe Pesci) "It's freedom."
• (Daniel Stern) "No, it's fish."
• (Joe Pesci) "It's freedom, and it's money."
• (Daniel Stern) "Okay, okay, it's freedom."
• (Joe Pesci) "Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us."
• (Daniel Stern) "And it's fish."

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister

• (Macaulay Culkin) "It's a nice night for a neck injury."

• (Cedrick the Bellman) "Do you know how the TV works?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm 10 years old. TV is my life."

• (Cedric the Bellman) "You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "The vacuum guy?"
• (Cedric the Bellman) "No, the President."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm tired of this vacation. I'm going home."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "I know I don't deserve a Christmas, even if I did do a good deed. I don't want any presents. Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family. Even if they don't take back the things they said to me. I don't care. I love all of them -- Including Buzz. I know it isn't possible to see them all. Could I just see my mother? I'll never want another thing as long as I live if I can just see my mother. I know I won't see her tonight, but promise me I can see her again. Sometime. Any time. Even if it's just once and only for a couple minutes. I just need to tell her I'm sorry."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Kevin?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Mom?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Wow, that worked fast."

• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "And how are we this morning?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Fine. Is my transportation here?"
• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "Out in front, sir. A limosuine and a p; piz-za. Compliments of the Plaza Hotel."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "You guys give up? Have you had enough pain?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Nevah."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Well -- Find a nice, fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree."

• (Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk) "Can I help you?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "A reservation for McCallister?"
• (Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk) "A reservation for yourself?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "I wanna go home. Mom, where are you?"

• (Cedrick the Bellman) "Your drawers, sir."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Geez. Don't flash these babies around here; there could be girls on this floor."
• (Cedrick the Bellman) "I was very careful, sir."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "You can't be too careful when it involves underwear."
• (Cedrick the Bellman) "I understand."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Boy, it's scary out there."
• (Cab Driver) "Ain't much better in here, kid."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh no. My family is in Florida, and I'm in New York --"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "My family's in Florida -- I'm in -- New York?"

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "You've gotta help me. There's two guys after me."
• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your --"
• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm sorry. You wanted a tip."
• (Cedrick the Bellman) "Um, that won't be necessary, sir. I still have some --"
• (Cedrick the Bellman) "tip left over."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "No tip? Okay."
• (Cedrick the Bellman) "Uh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait --"

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?"

• (Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk) "I'm confused."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm traveling with my dad. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do."

• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room to make sure everything was in order."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Well he was pretty mad."
• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "He was?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "He said he didn't come all the way to New York to get his naked rear end spied on."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Excuse me, sir?"
• (Donald Trump) "Yes?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Where is the lobby?"
• (Donald Trump) "Down the hall, to the left."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Thanks."

• (Gangster Johnny on TV) "You was here last night too, wasn't ya?"
• (Girl Gangster on TV) "I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "She was not, she was smooching with your brother."
• (Gangster Johnny on TV) "You was here. And you was smoochin' with my brother."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "See?"

• (Bird Lady) "The man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. When the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do."
• (Bird Lady) "I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. Sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Maybe they're just too busy. Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. People don't mean to forget. My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus."
• (Bird Lady) "I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I understand. I had a nice pair of rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them, so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times."
• (Bird Lady) "A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "They're kind of the same thing. If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."
• (Bird Lady) "Little truth in there somewhere."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice."
• (Bird Lady) "Thank you. Do you know it's been a couple of years since I've talked to anybody?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "That's okay. You're good at it. You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit. You should do it more often. Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it."
• (Bird Lady) "I have been working very hard at keeping people away."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I don't care how much people bug me, I'd rather be with someone than alone."
• (Bird Lady) "So what are you doing alone on Christmas Eve? You did something wrong?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "A lot of things."
• (Bird Lady) "Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "It's late. I don't know if I'll have enough time to do enough good deeds to erase all my bad ones."
• (Bird Lady) "It's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count extra tonight. Think of an important thing you can do for others, and go do it. Just follow the star in your heart."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Okay -- It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going. If I don't see you, I hope everything turns out okay."
• (Bird Lady) "Thank you."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Tell the birds I said goodbye."
• (Bird Lady) "I will."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won't forget to remember you."
• (Bird Lady) "Don't make promises you can't keep."

• (Hotel Operator) "Plaza hotel reservations. May I help you?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "How do you do? This is Peter McCallister the father."
• (Hotel Operator) "Yes, sir."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'd like a hotel room please --"
• (Hotel Operator) "Yes."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "-- with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key."
• (Hotel Operator) "Yes, sir. You'll need a major credit card upon check in."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Credit card? You got it."
• (Hotel Operator) "Thank you. Enjoy your stay."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "I won't forget to remember you."
• (Bird Lady) "Don't make promises you can't keep."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Good night, Mom."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Good night, Kevin."

Gerry Bamman as Uncle Frank McCallister

• (Gerry Bamman) "Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon."

• (Gerry Bamman) "Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly."

• (Gerry Bamman) "I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but geez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls."

• (Gerry Bamman) "Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed."

John Heard as Peter McCallister

• (John Heard) "We did it again. Aaah."

• (John Heard) "Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Whatever that means."
• (John Heard) "I'm sure he was kidding. Just, uh, run in there, get your tie, get out, and don't look at -- Anything."

• (John Heard) "I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "I think that if our son can do it, I can do it."
• (John Heard) "Kate, it --"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me."
• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth --"
• (Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge) "Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside."

Rod Sell as Officer Bennett

• (Rod Sell) "Has the boy ever run away from home?"
• (John Heard) "No."
• (Rod Sell) "Has he ever been in a situation where's been on his own?"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's become sort of a McCallister family travel tradition."
• (John Heard) "Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "He was left at home, by accident, last year."
• (John Heard) "That's what my wife meant when she said this has become a McCallister family travel tradition."

• (Rod Sell) "We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. IF you son has the cards, we can get the location on him, when and if he uses them."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "No, I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Wow, it worked."

Anna Slotky as Brooke McCallister

• (Anna Slotky) "Kevin's not here."
• (Michael C. Maronna) "Kevin's not here."
• (Hillary Wolf) "Kevin's not here."
• (Daiana Campeanu) "Kevin's not here."
• (Jedidiah Cohen) "Kevin's not here."
• (Maureen Elisabeth Shay) "Kevin's not here."
• (Senta Moses) "Kevin's not here."
• (Terrie Snell) "Kevin's not here."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Kevin's not here."
• (John Heard) "WHAT?"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "KEVIN."

Eddie Bracken as Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest

• (Eddie Bracken) "You see that tree there? Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, I'm gonna let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "For free?"
• (Eddie Bracken) "Oh, yes. Oh, and may I make a suggestion? Take the turtle doves."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I can have two?"
• (Eddie Bracken) "Well, two turtle doves. I'll tell you what you do: you keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person. You see, turtle doves are a symbol of friendship and love. And as long as each of you has your turtle dove, you'll be friends forever."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song."
• (Eddie Bracken) "They are. And for that very special reason."

Senta Moses as Tracy McCallister

• (Senta Moses) "Has anybody seen my sunblock?"
• (Daiana Campeanu) "What's the point in going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock?"
• (Hillary Wolf) "I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted."
• (Devin Ratray) "Great, now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin."
• (Anna Slotky) "He's just jealous because he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect."
• (Gerry Bamman) "Hey, easy on the fluids, pal, the rubber sheets are packed."

Terrie Snell as Aunt Leslie McCallister

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