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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves Quotes

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves ended in 1970.

It features Barry Bernardi as producer, Michael Tavera in charge of musical score, and Ray Stella as head of cinematography.

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves is 75 minutes long. Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Rick Moranis as Wayne Szalinski, Stuart Pankin as Gordon Szalinski, Eve Gordon as Diane Szalinski, Bug Hall as Adam Szalinski, Laura Dunn as Trina, Allison Mack as Jenny Szalinski, and Robin Bartlett as Patti Szalinski.

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves Quotes

Rick Moranis as Wayne Szalinski

  • (Rick Moranis) "You've reached the Szalinskis. At the sound of the beep, please leave your message, your fax, or your binary file."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Guess what? Gordon and I got tickets to see the shuttle-launch tonight, so if that's okay, we're going to take off."
  • (Eve Gordon) "No it isn't, Wayne. I am going on vacation this weekend. Remember?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Of course I remem -- I forgot."
  • (Eve Gordon) "I am going on this vacation and nothing and NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Boy she does need a vacation."
  • (Rick Moranis) "The kids are messy eaters, so there'll be plenty of crumbs for us to eat."
  • (Stuart Pankin) "Wayne, we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives tiny; we're gonna get big again."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Hey, Tina. Hey, Trowser."
  • (Laura Dunn) "Say hello, Trowser."
  • (Trowser) "Hello; hello."
  • (Rick Moranis) ""Hello"?"
  • (Laura Dunn) "Turns out, that's what "woof" means."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Honey, I don't think we're using enough fabric softener."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation?"
  • (Eve Gordon) "I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Baseball's just a phase, it'll pass. But science is always cool."
  • (Rick Moranis) "This is great excersise."
  • (Eve Gordon) "Yeah. Now I've got a wicker chair I don't need to go to the gym anymore."

Allison Mack as Jenny Szalinski

  • (Allison Mack) "So, here we are. This is the kitchen."
  • (Unnamed) "Good, 'cause you know, I really wanted to be alone with you."
  • (Eve Gordon) "Ew, look, dirty fingernails."
  • (Allison Mack) "Really?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome."
  • (Robin Bartlett) "Awesome? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line."
  • (Allison Mack) "You do? You think I'm awesome?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah. You're cooler than all the other girls."
  • (Allison Mack) "So, um, what is it you wanted to tell me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nothing. Mostly, I just wanted to do this."
  • (Robin Bartlett) "What is she doing? She's too young. She doesn't even know that boy."
  • (Allison Mack) "What are you doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kissing you."
  • (Allison Mack) "Well, you didn't ever ask."
  • (Unnamed) "Ask what?"
  • (Allison Mack) "Ask if I wanted to kiss you."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Allison Mack) "You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just -- wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, lots of girls like that."
  • (Allison Mack) "Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to feel that way, and as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over."
  • (Robin Bartlett) "You tell him, Jenny. Access denied."
  • (Eve Gordon) "That is one good kid you have."
  • (Robin Bartlett) "And you know what? She can take care of herself."

Bug Hall as Adam Szalinski

  • (Bug Hall) "Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isosoles?"
  • (Eve Gordon) "He sure did. He hated it. He didn't like the fact that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight."
  • (Bug Hall) "Brain-box."
  • (Bug Hall) "What's the record-player?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "That old CD player."

Eve Gordon as Diane Szalinski

  • (Eve Gordon) "If they don't un-shrink us they will be in so much trouble."
  • (Stuart Pankin) "Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?"

Stuart Pankin as Gordon Szalinski

  • (Stuart Pankin) "You are dead meat, mister."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Gordon, you're three-quarters of an inch tall, now's not the time."

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