Horrible Bosses Quotes

Horrible Bosses is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Horrible Bosses ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Brett Ratner; Jay Stern as producer, Christopher Lennertz in charge of musical score, and David Hennings as head of cinematography.

Horrible Bosses is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Horrible Bosses is 98 minutes long. Horrible Bosses is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Jason Bateman as Nick Hendricks, Jason Sudeikis as Kurt Buckman, Jamie Foxx as Dean 'MF' Jones, Charlie Day as Dale Arbus, Kevin Spacey as Dave Harken, Colin Farrell as Bobby Pellitt, and Donald Sutherland as Jack Pellit.

Horrible Bosses Quotes

Colin Farrell as Bobby Pellitt

• (Colin Farrell) "You know what, I don't hear you giving -- dickskin any s***."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Dickskin? Nice."
• (Colin Farrell) "Kiss ass."
• (Donald Sutherland) "Come on, come on."
• (Colin Farrell) "Yeah, go on, in you go. Go on Gay boy."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "I'm not gay."
• (Colin Farrell) "Please. I've seen gay boys. You're one of them."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah, where'd you see them."
• (Colin Farrell) "In your house. Get in. I'm a green belt, motherf***er."

• (Colin Farrell) "I'm a green belt, motherf***er."

• (Colin Farrell) "You're three hours late. What's the deal?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "I was at your father's funeral."
• (Colin Farrell) "Uh huh. Well, maybe that excuse would have flown when my dad was here, but I'm in charge now."

Jason Sudeikis as Kurt Buckman

• (Jason Sudeikis) "This place is awful. It's like The Sharper Image took a s*** in here."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "Technically, I think it's immoral not to kill him."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "Oh s***. I broke a rock."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "Your father told me very clearly that he would rather die than save money and hurt people."
• (Colin Farrell) "Well guess what, looks like we're right on schedule then."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states, right?"
• (Jason Bateman) "I don't know what that means."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "It's a phrase."
• (Jason Bateman) "I don't know think so."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah it is. Certainly it is. Definitely it is."
• (Jason Bateman) "Really?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah, it's from a movie."
• (Jason Bateman) "uh, uh."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "It is now."
• (Jason Bateman) "Beautiful."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "C'mon. Let's do this. Think about Gam-Gam. Wouldn't she want her favorite grandson to be happy?"
• (Jason Bateman) "She wouldn't want me to kill him."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "You gotta forget about Gam-Gam. She's dead. Move on."

• (Jason Sudeikis) "You don't f***ing punch the driver."
• (Jason Bateman) "Yeah, you don't punch the driver, man."
• (Charlie Day) "I'm coked out of my f***ing head, I can punch whoever I want to."

Kevin Spacey as Dave Harken

• (Kevin Spacey) "Life is a marathon and you cannot win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples."

• (Kevin Spacey) "Listen to me, you stupid little runt. I OWN YOU. You're my BITCH. So don't walk around here thinking you have free will because you DON'T. I can break you anytime I want."

Charlie Day as Dale Arbus

• (Charlie Day) "Why did you put his entire bathroom in your ass?"

• (Charlie Day) "So you took the penis foods as an invitation to f*** her?"

• (Charlie Day) "You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."

• (Charlie Day) "Hey I always wondered these kinds of things, but is your real name Gregory?"
• (Atmanand) "Um, no, sir. Standard NavGuide protocol is to use names American people find easy to pronounce. My real name is Atmanand."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "You know what, buddy, I'm not gonna play by the rules. I'm gonna call you Akmantad."
• (Jason Bateman) "Atmonent."
• (Atmanand) "At-man-and."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "I'm just gonna call you Gregory cuz that name is a f***in' nightmare, buddy, let me tell you."

• (Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.) "You're gonna give me that dong, Dale."
• (Charlie Day) "What?"
• (Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.) "You are going to f*** my slutty little mouth."

• (Charlie Day) "No one's going to pay you to be a husband, unless you marry Oprah."

• (Charlie Day) "Why would you put his whole bathroom in your ass?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "I didn't know I had DNA in my butt."
• (Charlie Day) "You're lying. You know there's DNA in your butt. You just like shoving s*** in your ass, you f***ing pervert."
• (Jason Bateman) "We are lawyering up, man. That's it."
• (Charlie Day) "I don't have money for a lawyer, okay. I bought a very expensive ring that I can't afford, then I gave the rest of my motherf***ing money to Motherf***er Jones."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "That's who we should talk to."
• (Jason Bateman) "Sure. Why not? He's covered us this far, right? Five grand?"
• (Charlie Day) "Five thousand -- forty, with the briefcase."
• (Jason Bateman) "Shut the f*** up about that case."

• (Charlie Day) "This is what's gonna happen. I'm going to take a two-week-long, very expensive holiday with my fiancee. Let's call it a honeymoon. And YOU'RE going to pay for it. Then I'm going to return to a nice, rape-free workplace from now on. Because if you so much as LOOK at my sexy little ass, Julia, I will have yours locked the f*** up you CRAZY BITCH WHORE. Man, that felt GOOD."

• (Charlie Day) "What is "deliberately" undressed. You accidentally get undressed?"

Jason Bateman as Nick Hendricks

• (Jason Bateman) "I don't have sleeve gloves."

• (Jason Bateman) "I get to work before the sun comes up, and I leave long after it's gone down. I haven't had sex in 6 months with someone other than myself. And the only thing in my refrigerator is an old lime. Could be a kiwi, no way to tell."

• (Jason Bateman) "I'm such a sucker. Harken was never gonna promote me --"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "That coked up prick is gonna ruin Pellit Chemicals. He's just gonna fire everybody."
• (Charlie Day) "She stood there with her breasts, right in my face."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "-- Y'know, yours doesn't sound that bad."

• (Jason Bateman) "Where were you during the murder?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "I was making love. I was making love to a woman. You know -- murdering some ass."

• (Jason Bateman) "Strangely enough, lucky for Kurt, there's no laws on the books against putting people's toiletries up your ass."

• (Jason Bateman) "Okay, we're following a strange guy into a dark corner."

Jamie Foxx as Dean 'MF' Jones

• (Jamie Foxx) "First thing first, we gotta handle business."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Mm-hmm."
• (Jamie Foxx) "I need five thousand dollars."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "No."
• (Charlie Day) "No."
• (Jason Bateman) "There's gonna be no more money."
• (Charlie Day) "No."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Two thousand?"
• (Charlie Day) "No."
• (Jason Bateman) "Absolutely not."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "No way, Motherf***er. No."
• (Jamie Foxx) "All right, look -- pay for my drinks."
• (Charlie Day) "Pay for his drinks? Yeah."
• (Charlie Day) "Pay for his drinks."
• (Jason Bateman) "I'll do that."
• (Charlie Day) "Not a very good negotiator."

• (Jamie Foxx) "I think I can help you boys."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Are you a businessman?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Mother f***er Jones."
• (Charlie Day) "Your first name is Mother f***er?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "My real name is Dean."
• (Jason Bateman) "Dean Jones, that's the same name of the actor in Herbie and the Love Bug."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah he probably doesn't even know that is."
• (Jamie Foxx) "I know who he is bitch. I can't walk around this f***ing neighborhood with that Disney-ass name."

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