Hospital for Hire Quotes

Hospital for Hire is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Hospital for Hire completed its run in 1970.

Hospital for Hire Quotes

• (Tim Brooke-Taylor) "'Bout time, too. Where have you been?"
• (Graeme Garden) "We've been to the hospital. Sorry, they kept us waiting."
• (Tim Brooke-Taylor) "For three weeks?"
• (Bill Oddie) "Yeah, and even then we were lucky, you know. Bloke ahead of us died."
• (Tim Brooke-Taylor) "For a sprained ankle?"
• (Bill Oddie) "And, what is more, they put this on the wrong leg. Mmm."
• (Bill Oddie) "Should've been his."

• (Tim Brooke-Taylor) "Hello? Is that the Minister of Health, no less? It is. Good. I want to complain about the National Health Service."
• (Bill Oddie) "What'd he say?"
• (Tim Brooke-Taylor) "He said, how dare we complain about the National Health Service. If they are a bit slow, that's because they keep being pestered by sick people and, as we do anything anytime, why don't we help out by studying medicine ourselves and going to work for the National Health Serivice, so there."
• (Bill Oddie) "He said all that just then?"
• (Tim Brooke-Taylor) "No, I left out the rude bit."

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