Hotel Splendide (film) Quotes

Hotel Splendide (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Hotel Splendide ended its run in 1970.

It features Robert Buckler as producer, Mark Tschanz in charge of musical score, and Gyula Pados as head of cinematography.

Hotel Splendide (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Hotel Splendide (film) is 98 minutes long.

The cast includes: Stephen Tompkinson as Dezmond Blanche, Hugh O'Conor as Stanley Smith, Katrin Cartlidge as Morton Blanche, Daniel Craig as Ronald Blanche, and Toni Collette as Kath.

Hotel Splendide (film) Quotes

Daniel Craig as Ronald Blanche

• (Unnamed) "Get your thumb out of your arse and wash those dishes up."
• (Daniel Craig) "Oh, but please, wash your thumb first."

Stephen Tompkinson as Dezmond Blanche

• (Stephen Tompkinson) "I'm going to kill your f***ing cake."

Hugh O'Conor as Stanley Smith

• (Hugh O'Conor) "Desmond's brother, Ronald, is cook and has created a distinct cuisine based on seaweed and eels."

Katrin Cartlidge as Morton Blanche

• (Katrin Cartlidge) "Lovely stew. Chicken, was it?"
• (Daniel Craig) "Yes. Long, black slippery sea chickens."

Toni Collette as Kath

• (Toni Collette) "You wouldn't know a cuisine if it came up and bit you on the arse."

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