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House II: The Second Story Quotes

House II: The Second Story is a television show that first aired in 1970 . House II: The Second Story stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sean S. Cunningham as producer, Harry Manfredini in charge of musical score, and Mac Ahlberg as head of cinematography.

House II: The Second Story is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of House II: The Second Story is 88 minutes long.

The cast includes: John Ratzenberger as Bill, Jonathan Stark as Charlie, Royal Dano as Gramps, Bill Maher as John, and Arye Gross as Jesse.

House II: The Second Story Quotes

Royal Dano as Gramps

  • (Royal Dano) "Don't call me sir. I ain't no politician."

Jonathan Stark as Charlie

  • (Jonathan Stark) "Is she really a virgin? Because I've never seen one before."
  • (Jonathan Stark) "I think she likes you."
  • (Arye Gross) "Come on, Charlie."
  • (Jonathan Stark) "No, really."
  • (Jonathan Stark) "Who do you like better: me or him? Me: Charlie, crazy, yet fun, huh, or him."
  • (Jonathan Stark) "I rest my case."
  • (Jonathan Stark) "OWWW."

Arye Gross as Jesse

  • (Arye Gross) "Jessie. It's me. I'm your great-great grandson. They named me after you. My name is Jessie too."
  • (Royal Dano) "My great-great grandson? What year is it?"
  • (Arye Gross) "I don't know."
  • (Royal Dano) "Now don't you mess with me boy."
  • (Arye Gross) "Uhh. October 30, 1986."
  • (Royal Dano) "Well god****. I've been waitin' over 70 years for some jackass to get the scent to come dig me up. Thank you, boy."

John Ratzenberger as Bill

  • (John Ratzenberger) "There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something."

Bill Maher as John

  • (Bill Maher) "Who's your friend? Bozo the Clown?"
  • (Jonathan Stark) "Bozo the Death Machine."

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