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House on Haunted Hill (1999 film) Quotes

House on Haunted Hill (1999 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . House on Haunted Hill ended in 1970.

It features Robert Zemeckis as producer, Don Davis (composer) in charge of musical score, and Rick Bota as head of cinematography.

House on Haunted Hill (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of House on Haunted Hill (1999 film) is 93 minutes long. House on Haunted Hill (1999 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Chris Kattan as Watson Pritchett, Famke Janssen as Evelyn Stockard-Price, Geoffrey Rush as Steven H. Price, Taye Diggs as Eddie Baker, Ali Larter as Sara Wolfe, and Bridgette Wilson as Melissa.

House on Haunted Hill (1999 film) Quotes

Chris Kattan as Watson Pritchett

  • (Chris Kattan) "Sorry to interrupt. God dammit, you give me my god damn check right now. 'Cuz I want it. So you give it. Now. I'm serious."
  • (Chris Kattan) "I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die."
  • (Chris Kattan) "You don't -- get it -- do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it's a f***ing house."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Price didn't make the list, the house did -- Cause she's a vengeful stupid whore."
  • (Chris Kattan) "The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? Cause it's a f***ing house."

Famke Janssen as Evelyn Stockard-Price

  • (Famke Janssen) "Get off me, you pervert."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Very funny, Stephen. Have you?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Oh Steven, you poor clueless old geek, all it would have taken was a simple divorce and ripping our prenup into tiny itsy bitsy little pieces, but no matter how it ended please just know one thing, from the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved -- your money. On the other hand just the sight of you has made me want to puke."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Is that a fact princess? I mean you could have saved us all a great deal of time not to mention money if you'd have just let me in on it years ago."
  • (Famke Janssen) "How?"
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "You must be kidding me, I'm Steven god**** Price."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Sweetie?"
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Anything angel just speak it."
  • (Famke Janssen) "What are you going to do?"
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place, I'm gonna murder you evelyn with the greatest of pleasure."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Witnesses."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "You're already dead Evelyn."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Happy birthday baby."
  • (Famke Janssen) "I gave you a god**** guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?"
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own; a group so hungry for money they'd do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Congratu-f***ing-lations."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Guess old Melissa found what she was looking for."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Who invited them?"
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you, who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "Ooh, spooky."
  • (Famke Janssen) "You ever find out what happened to that little TV reporter?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. They never found her"
  • (Famke Janssen) "So we don't even know if the little bitch is dead or alive?"
  • (Unnamed) "But I think Price must have killed her. There's no other explanation."
  • (Famke Janssen) "There's plenty, you moron. For all we know, Steven's got her spying on us right now."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, bulls***."
  • (Famke Janssen) "Oh, God. This whole f***ing thing's falling apart."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not baby, it's not. Somebody's gonna pull the trigger"
  • (Famke Janssen) "But nobody has yet, Donald. There not at the breaking point. The bozos have to believe that their lives are in danger"
  • (Unnamed) "They have your death at his hands. How much more do they need?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "But they didn't see it happen. They still have their doubts their confused. What we need is another body. Steven's bloody hands right next to him."
  • (Unnamed) "Well how the hell are we gonna do that?"
  • (Famke Janssen) "This may sound a little crazy but hear me out."
  • (Famke Janssen) ": And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?"
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you."

Taye Diggs as Eddie Baker

  • (Taye Diggs) "That was the most fun I've had all day."
  • (Ali Larter) "You need to get out more."
  • (Taye Diggs) "Look at this. Huh? What is this?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "That? What just happened to you there -- that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole -- that's a whole new bunch of crazy s***. That's -- you'll hate that s***."
  • (Taye Diggs) "Me and you all three. Woowho, lets boogie."
  • (Taye Diggs) "I had nothing to do with this. I was adopted."
  • (Taye Diggs) "Holy s***."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Booga booga."
  • (Taye Diggs) "What good is a million dollars when you're dead?"
  • (Taye Diggs) "That's a good way to get your head blown off, man."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "I'll recommend it to Evelyn."
  • (Taye Diggs) "Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Oh, great. I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then."

Geoffrey Rush as Steven H. Price

  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Ever see one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Come on honey, let's go down and meet your guests."
  • (Famke Janssen) "You go ahead darling, I'm just going to run scolding"
  • (Famke Janssen) "hot water over the places you just touched me."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "So much for a PhD in engineering."
  • (Unnamed) "So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?"
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Neither. My wife."
  • (Geoffrey Rush) "Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July."

Ali Larter as Sara Wolfe

  • (Ali Larter) "I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared."
  • (Taye Diggs) "Right, then where will we be?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass."
  • (Ali Larter) "Is this house really haunted?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "It's uh, well, bleh -- hah -- yeah, it's pretty scary."

Bridgette Wilson as Melissa

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