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House Party (film) Quotes

House Party (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . House Party ended its run in 1970.

It features Gerald Olson as producer, Lenny White in charge of musical score, and Peter Deming as head of cinematography.

House Party (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of House Party (film) is 100 minutes long. House Party (film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Robin Harris as Pop, Christopher "Kid" Reid as Kid, Martin Lawrence as Bilal, Kelly Jo Minter as LaDonna, "Paul Anthony" George as Stab, Lucien "Bowlegged Lou" George, Jr. as Pee Wee, Shaun Baker as Clint, Christopher Martin as Play, Brian "B-Fine" George as Zilla, Tisha Campbell-Martin as Sidney, Adrienne-Joi Johnson as Sharane, Desi Arnez Hines II as Peanut, John Witherspoon as Mr. Strickland, and Bebe Drake as Mrs. Strickland.

House Party (film) Quotes

Christopher "Kid" Reid as Kid

  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "Wave your hands in the air, everybody."
  • (Cop #2) "Wow, would You look at this Kid's Hair -- Hey, Eraser-Head, where You going?"
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "Why You wanna know?"
  • (Cop #1) "HEY, We'll ask the Questions, You answer."
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "Sir."
  • (Cop #1) "He looks Young, You wanna check Him for I.D.?"
  • (Cop #2) "We're out of Donuts."
  • (Cop #1) "Oh? Well then, let's go."
  • (Cop #2) "Hey, You watch Yourself, cause "We" are."
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "Thank You Cagney, and Lacey."
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "Is there any way to stop this?"
  • (Fats) "Richard Pryor said that when he was in prison, he kept folks laughing to keep their mind off his booty. Do you know any jokes?"
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "I don't know any jokes."
  • (Fats) "Well, you better think of something."
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "What if I can't think of anything?"
  • (Fats) "Light's out, party's over, cake's on the griddle, and you're already greased."
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "I wish I could come out and play with you tonight, but I'm a little busy -- with your girl on my lap."

Christopher Martin as Play

  • (Christopher Martin) "After we get Kid we're gonna get a bite to eat at Burger King."
  • (Adrienne-Joi Johnson) "Burger King?"
  • (Christopher Martin) "That's going to mess with your dating time. That's mating time. And how is it going to look, watching TV with Uncle Fester?"
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "It's Uncle Otis."
  • (Christopher Martin) "Whatever. But Sidney, she has a home. A house, with a rec room. You know what time it is. Go downstairs in that basement, sofa bed, pow. You're in there."

Robin Harris as Pop

  • (Robin Harris) "I don't give a damn if Marvin Gaye 'gonna be there, you wont."
  • (Robin Harris) "Kid, your breakfast's on the table boy, you wanna come down here and eat this s*** before it gets cold?"
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "It would help if you didn't call it s***, Pops."
  • (Robin Harris) "It would help me too if you get your ass down here & eat it."
  • (Robin Harris) "What's your name?"
  • (Shaun Baker) "Clinton."
  • (Robin Harris) "Clinton what?"
  • (Shaun Baker) "Clinton, um, X. I'm a Muslim."
  • (Robin Harris) "Clinton X, huh? Well go home and bring me 2 bean pies and a pork chop sandwich, you little trout mouthed heathen."
  • (Robin Harris) "Ah, I shoulda known you was at this Party, and ya know, with all that Jheri Curl juice you got in your hair, you better not Ever do a crime. The police won't have any problem finding you. "Follow the drip, follow the drip.""
  • (Robin Harris) "I don't know why they named that boy that African name. Knowing he from Cleveland."
  • (Robin Harris) "I'm from a small town called "Fresh Off a Cop's Ass", and you're making me homesick."
  • (Robin Harris) "And don't wake up till I tell you to."
  • (Robin Harris) "I gotta get this fan fixed. It's so hot in here, I could'a sworn I saw the Devil sittin' in the living room."
  • (Robin Harris) "The only f***ing disturbance is you MESSING WITH ME."

Lucien "Bowlegged Lou" George, Jr. as Pee Wee

  • (Lucien "Bowlegged Lou" George, Jr.) "Wait. Wait. Okay, now. Now."
  • (Lucien "Bowlegged Lou" George, Jr.) "."
  • ("Paul Anthony" George) "Whatcha got to say now, punk?"
  • (Christopher "Kid" Reid) "Your Shaolin technique is very good."
  • (Lucien "Bowlegged Lou" George, Jr.) "And were gonna kick your f***ing ass."
  • (Lucien "Bowlegged Lou" George, Jr.) "I smell p*****."

Brian "B-Fine" George as Zilla

  • (Brian "B-Fine" George) "What happened to homie's shoe?"
  • (Brian "B-Fine" George) "Yo. This punk muthaf***a throwin' s*** at us."

"Paul Anthony" George as Stab

  • ("Paul Anthony" George) "Yo, I'l put my foot so far up yo ass you be s***tin' sneaker for a month"
  • ("Paul Anthony" George) "Anybody got a light?"
  • (Cop #2) "How about a Bud Light?"
  • ("Paul Anthony" George) "Man, f*** you, toy cops."
  • (Cop #2) "Wait, wait, don't call it in. Why bother with the paperwork? We can handle this s*** ourselves."
  • (Cop #1) "What do you want to do with them?"
  • (Cop #2) "Take'em down to the docks. Nobody can hear them scream."
  • (Lucien "Bowlegged Lou" George, Jr.) "Aw s***."

Martin Lawrence as Bilal

  • (Martin Lawrence) "Kick your bitch to the curb and let me ride with my equipment. I'm the DJ."
  • (Kelly Jo Minter) "Bitch? Who you callin' a bitch? Your mama's a sorry bitch."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Hey, my mama ain't no bitch."
  • (Kelly Jo Minter) "If I'm a bitch, your mama's a bitch."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Hey, I'll kick your ass. I'll fight a girl."
  • (Kelly Jo Minter) "I know. I heard your ass was beat by a couple."

Tisha Campbell-Martin as Sidney

  • (Tisha Campbell-Martin) "Do you think my clothes match?"
  • (Adrienne-Joi Johnson) "Of coarse you match."
  • (Tisha Campbell-Martin) "That's the problem. I think I match too much."
  • (Adrienne-Joi Johnson) "I told you not to buy those Garanimal clothes girl. Shopping at K-Mart --"
  • (Tisha Campbell-Martin) "You're dissin' me. Why are you dissin' me?"
  • (Adrienne-Joi Johnson) "Girl, you know I'm gonna be asking you to borrow that outfit tomorrow."

Adrienne-Joi Johnson as Sharane

  • (Adrienne-Joi Johnson) "Peanut. Fix us a couple glasses of Kool-Aid."
  • (Desi Arnez Hines II) "Grape or red?"
  • (Adrienne-Joi Johnson) "Red. Geez --"
  • (Uncle Otis) "Peanut, fix me some of that Dick Gregory."
  • (Adrienne-Joi Johnson) "Play told me to sit here and make sure nobody goes upstairs -- because his parents just got new carpet, right, and um, he don't want nobody with no s*** all their shoes -- Ooh, did I say s***?"
  • (Robin Harris) "You did too say s***. You trying to talk about my shoes?"

John Witherspoon as Mr. Strickland

  • (John Witherspoon) "What's the name of that group? Public Enemy? Public Enima? What the hell's a Public Enima anyway? Hey. Shut up all that damn noise."

Bebe Drake as Mrs. Strickland

  • (Bebe Drake) "Come back to bed, Harry."
  • (John Witherspoon) "Harry?"

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