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House (TV series) Quotes

House is a Medical drama that was first aired in 2004 on Fox Broadcasting Company. House stopped airing in 2012.

House was on for 8 seasons and 177 episodes. It features Jason Derlatka, and Jon Ehrlich as composer. House is executive produced by Paul Attanasio; Katie Jacobs, David Shore, Bryan Singer, Thomas L. Moran, and Russel Friend; Garrett Lerner; Greg Yaitanes; Hugh Laurie. House is created by David Shore.

House is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of House is 41-49 minutes long. House is produced by Heel and Toe Films; Shore Z Productions; Bad Hat Harry Productions; NBC Universal Television Studio and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

House Quotes

  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Even a drunk with a flair for the dramatic can tell himself he's an angel."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Technology is overrated."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock."
  • (Dr. Wilson) "Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Over there."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but shoes always tell the truth."
  • (Dr. Wilson) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Lawrence Kutner) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Thirteen) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up -- we're being sued."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "You need a lawyer."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Everybody lies."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "We're missing something."

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