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How High Quotes

How High is a television program that first aired in 1970 . How High ended in 1970.

It features Pamela Abdy as producer, Rockwilder in charge of musical score, and Francis Kenny as head of cinematography.

How High is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of How High is 93 minutes long. How High is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Method Man as Silas, Chris Elwood as Bart, Obba Babatundé as Dean Cain, Trieu Tran as Tuan, Obba Babatundé as Dean Carl Cain, Justin Urich as Jeffery, Redman as Jamal, Mike Epps as Baby Powder, Fred Willard as Huntley, Dennison Samaroo as Amir, and Anna Maria Horsford as Mamma King.

How High Quotes

Method Man as Silas

  • (Method Man) "This class is f***ing boring I'm out of here."
  • (Obba Babatundé) "Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?"
  • (Method Man) "With all do respect sir, suck my dick."
  • (Justin Urich) "No sir, I'm not saying anything. It's -- it's these guys."
  • (Method Man) "You're an asshole."
  • (Obba Babatundé) "Did you just call me an asshole?"
  • (Redman) "No I said idiot."
  • (Obba Babatundé) "An idiot."
  • (Justin Urich) "No sir, no sir, I --"
  • (Obba Babatundé) "What did you say?"
  • (Justin Urich) "I said that this school has nice halls."
  • (Obba Babatundé) "This is not funny."
  • (Method Man) "You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean."
  • (Obba Babatundé) "I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave."
  • (Justin Urich) "Sir --"
  • (Method Man) "This would have never happened if I were black."
  • (Method Man) "Peace."
  • (Chris Elwood) "Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people."
  • (Method Man) "Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace."
  • (Method Man) "I loves Ben Franklin girl, and I can listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long."
  • (Method Man) "That s*** on your lip got some s*** on its lip."
  • (Method Man) "So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?"
  • (Redman) "Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores. Right?"
  • (Method Man) "Right."
  • (Unnamed) "Right --"
  • (Method Man) "Midgets -- dwarves -- motherf***ing unicorns -- they don't want to see the black man make it."

Dennison Samaroo as Amir

  • (Dennison Samaroo) "I remain here solely for the purpose of hooking up with Harvard women. Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, chunky ones --"
  • (Redman) "Man, I love me a fat chick, man. More cushin' for the pushin'."

Obba Babatundé as Dean Carl Cain

  • (Obba Babatundé) "Yo yo yo baby, this is boring as hell. Yo DJ. Hit me."
  • (Obba Babatundé) "What on earth are you wearing?"
  • (Trieu Tran) "BUFU."
  • (Obba Babatundé) "BUFU?"
  • (Trieu Tran) "By us. f*** you."

Trieu Tran as Tuan

  • (Trieu Tran) "Hey, I am down with you. You east coast, I FAR east coast."
  • (Trieu Tran) "I have two inches of hard dick."
  • (Trieu Tran) "Hey, I'm down with you. You east-coast? I Far-east Coast."
  • (Justin Urich) "I'm from Wisconsin."

Redman as Jamal

  • (Redman) "I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost."
  • (Redman) "You see, the system is geared to put most of the wealth into the hands of a few."
  • (Redman) "Fo shou."
  • (Justin Urich) "Fo shou --"
  • (Method Man) "Oh you don't know s***, I'ma learn you though, I'ma learn you."

Mike Epps as Baby Powder

  • (Mike Epps) "Wheremybitches?"
  • (Mike Epps) "We gotta get out there and find my bitches."
  • (Baby Wipe) "Powder, can't we just call them employees?"
  • (Mike Epps) "And i'm gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'."
  • (Mike Epps) "Now here I've got a twenty dollar money order --"
  • (Hella Back) "Twenty Dollars."
  • (End Table Ass) "Money Order."
  • (Mike Epps) "-- that you two bitches can split."

Chris Elwood as Bart

  • (Chris Elwood) "I'm the captian of the crew team, Jermaine."
  • (Redman) "The name's JAMAL, and I'll f*** yo' crew up. Who are dey?"
  • (Chris Elwood) "I know what you're trying to do Silas, you're trying to frick her."

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