How Lily Stole Christmas Quotes

How Lily Stole Christmas is a television program that first aired in 1970 . How Lily Stole Christmas stopped airing in 1970.

How Lily Stole Christmas Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I promise I will never call you a -- you know, ever again."
• (Unnamed) "It's okay. I was kind of a Grinch."
• (Unnamed) "What's a Grinch?"
• (Unnamed) "Umm -- it's a word you shouldn't say."
• (Unnamed) "Mom, what's a Grinch?"
• (Kids) "Grinch. Grinch. Grinch."
• (Unnamed) "Uhh, Merry Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "Let's get out of here."

• (Unnamed) "-- it's gonna be legen- wait for it- --"
• (Unnamed) "."

• (Unnamed) "This is a low point for the Barnacle. I should be out playing laser tag, being awesome. Don't look at me, I'm hideous."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, come on. You look like a regular guy."
• (Unnamed) "Exactly. I'm a Ted. Look at me, I'm wearing elastic waistband fleece pants."
• (Unnamed) "But they're comfy, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes --"

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch."
• (Unnamed) "But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, fudge."
• (Unnamed) "But I didn't say fudge."

• (Unnamed) "At least you apologized, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course I apologized. "I'm sorry" were the first two words out of that mouth."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, but I'm not apologizing."

• (Unnamed) "Do you have a cold?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm fine. My nose was just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out."

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