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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film) Quotes

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . How the Grinch Stole Christmas ended its run in 1970.

It features James Horner in charge of musical score, and Donald Peterman as head of cinematography.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film) is 105 minutes long. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Lacey Kohl as Echo, Taylor Momsen as Cindy Lou Who, Jeffrey Tambor as Mayor Augustus Maywho, Jim Meskimen as Officer Wholihan, Clint Howard as Whobris, Christine Baranski as Martha May Whovier, Bill Irwin as Lou Lou Who, Bill Irwin as Stu Lou Who, Nadja Pionilla as Junie, and Lacey Kohl as Christina Whoterberry.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film) Quotes

Bill Irwin as Stu Lou Who

  • (Bill Irwin) "Let's see, we've got a munkle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt and a fandpa for your Cousin Leon."
  • (Bill Irwin) "I'm sure they were just up on Mount Crumpit -- playing with matches -- defacing public property or something or other."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh, well that's a relief."
  • (Bill Irwin) "Hello? Is my Subzero Chillibrator running? I suppose."
  • (The Grinch) "Well then you better go catch it."

Taylor Momsen as Cindy Lou Who

  • (Taylor Momsen) "Daddy, move."
  • (The Grinch) "Dad, move it."
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?"
  • (The Grinch) "VENGEANCE."
  • (The Grinch) "Er, I mean -- presents, I suppose."
  • (Taylor Momsen) "We're gonna crash."
  • (The Grinch) "Now you listen to me, young lady. Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas."
  • (Taylor Momsen) "You're the -- the --"
  • (The Grinch) "The -- the -- THE GRINCH."
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Thanks for saving me."
  • (The Grinch) "Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear."
  • (The Grinch) "Hold still."
  • (The Grinch) "Max, pick out a bow."
  • (The Grinch) "Can I use your finger for a sec?"
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Your cheek's so --"
  • (The Grinch) "I know. Hairy."
  • (Taylor Momsen) "No."
  • (The Grinch) "Greasy? Stinky? Do I have a zit?"
  • (Taylor Momsen) "No. Warm."
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Everybody seems to kerbabbled. Isn't this just a little superfluous?"
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Santa?"
  • (The Grinch) "WHAT?"
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda -- sweet."
  • (The Grinch) "SWEET? You think he's sweet?"
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Merry Christmas, Santa."
  • (The Grinch) "Nice kid -- baaad judge of character."

Jeffrey Tambor as Mayor Augustus Maywho

  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "The anger."
  • (Clint Howard) "The fury."
  • (Christine Baranski) "The muscles."
  • (The Grinch) "I am the Grinch that stole Christmas -- and I'm sorry."
  • (The Grinch) "Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hold? Blind me with pepper spray?"
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray."
  • (Jim Meskimen) "Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry."
  • (Jeffrey Tambor) "If you marry me, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, you'll also receive this -- it's a NEW CAR. Generously provided by the taxpayers of Whoville."

Christine Baranski as Martha May Whovier

  • (Christine Baranski) "Did I have a crush on the Grinch? Of COURSE not."
  • (Taylor Momsen) "Uh -- I didn't ask you that."

Lacey Kohl as Christina Whoterberry

  • (The Grinch) "I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here."
  • (The Grinch) "Hello?"
  • (Lacey Kohl) "Hello."
  • (The Grinch) "How are you?"
  • (Lacey Kohl) "How are you?"
  • (The Grinch) "I asked you first."
  • (Lacey Kohl) "I asked you first."
  • (The Grinch) "Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say."
  • (Lacey Kohl) "-- Saying exactly what I say."
  • (The Grinch) "I'm an idiot."
  • (Lacey Kohl) "You're an idiot."
  • (The Grinch) "Alright fine. I'm not talking to you anymore. In fact, I'm going to whisper. So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it."
  • (Lacey Kohl) "You're an idiot."

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