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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (film) Quotes

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . How to Lose Friends &amp ended its run in 1970.

It features Stephen Woolley; Elizabeth Karlsen as producer, David Arnold in charge of musical score, and Oliver Stapleton as head of cinematography.

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (film) is 111 minutes long. How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Bill Paterson as Richard Young, Jeff Bridges as Clayton Harding, Miriam Margolyes as Mrs. Kowalski, and Kirsten Dunst as Alison Olsen.

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (film) Quotes

Miriam Margolyes as Mrs. Kowalski

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Jeff Bridges as Clayton Harding

  • (Jeff Bridges) "You think you've arrived, don't you? Hate to break it to you, but you're only in the first room. In about a year, maybe longer, you'll discover a secret doorway at the back of the first room that leads to the second. And in time, if you're lucky, you'll discover another doorway in the back of the second room that leads to the third. There are seven rooms altogether. You're in the first. I'm in the seventh. Don't you forget it."
  • (Sidney Young) "Can I use the bathroom in the seventh? Because the one in the first really smells."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Which leads me to the subject of your sense of humor. I had a look through your magazine here."
  • (Sidney Young) "What did you think?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Felt it was kind of snarky -- and bitter -- and witless."

Kirsten Dunst as Alison Olsen

  • (Sidney Young) "I don't know the meaning of the word fear."
  • (Kirsten Dunst) "I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of."

Bill Paterson as Richard Young

  • (Bill Paterson) "Einstein said, Try not to become a man of success rather to become a man of value."

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