Human Traffic Quotes

Human Traffic is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Human Traffic ended its run in 1970.

It features Allan Niblo as producer, Matthew Herbert in charge of musical score, and Dave Bennett as head of cinematography.

Human Traffic is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Human Traffic is 99 minutes long. Human Traffic is distributed by Metrodome Distribution.

The cast includes: John Simm as Jip, Lorraine Pilkington as Lulu, Danny Dyer as Moff, Nicola Reynolds as Nina, and Shaun Parkes as Koop.

Human Traffic Quotes

Nicola Reynolds as Nina

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Lorraine Pilkington as Lulu

• (Lorraine Pilkington) "Write a song, Tyler. I don't care. Good luck with your life 'cause you're gonna f***ing need it."

• (Unnamed) "Why do you come to these nights?"
• (Lorraine Pilkington) "I'd like to answer that one if I may."
• (Nicola Reynolds) "Sure."
• (Lorraine Pilkington) "To get absolutely trashed."

• (Lorraine Pilkington) "Take me to a world where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm."

Shaun Parkes as Koop

• (Shaun Parkes) "This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Bwoy."

John Simm as Jip

• (John Simm) "I'm having a monumental case of "Mr. Floppy"."

• (John Simm) "How many times have I told ya, get your own f***ing flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social."
• (Danny Dyer) "Where am I gonna go for f*** sake?"
• (John Simm) "I dunno. What the f*** do you care?"
• (John Simm) "As long as it's got a f***ing phone-line you're all right ain't ya"
• (Danny Dyer) "f*** off you c***."

• (John Simm) "I'm sexually paranoid."

• (John Simm) "I f***ing hate this job man. We spend nine hours a day, five days a week incarcerated in this wanky f***ing store, having to act like C-3PO to any wanker who wants to condescend to us. We have to brown nose the customers, then we get abused by some -- mini f***ing Hitler who just gives us stick all day."

• (John Simm) "Once more, I'm a "f***"ioning human being."

• (John Simm) "We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah, hang on, what the f*** was I just talking about?"

• (John Simm) "He who dares, my son. He who dares."

• (John Simm) "The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod s*** to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man. Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner; I'm gonna wax the lot, man. The Milky Bars are on me. Yeah."

Danny Dyer as Moff

• (Danny Dyer) "See ya later Pete, no one gives a f*** about ya."

• (Danny Dyer) "I'm making love to the music man. And believe me, I can go all night."

• (Danny Dyer) "The Emperor -- wants to conquer outer space. Yoda -- wants to explore inner space."

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