Humpty Dumpty (House) Quotes

Humpty Dumpty (House) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Humpty Dumpty completed its run in 1970.

Humpty Dumpty (House) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. Shoulda seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. Lot of screaming."

• (Unnamed) "Does this count as red?"

• (Unnamed) "Maybe we were right to begin with: his problems are all caused by DIC precipitated by falling off of my roof."
• (Unnamed) "DIC wouldn't cause a fever this high."
• (Unnamed) "See. My lapdog agrees with me."

• (Unnamed) "He loses that hand, he loses his job. All of his jobs. He's not like us."
• (Unnamed) "He can't work as a cripple."
• (Unnamed) "He loses his home, his kid brother drops out --"
• (Unnamed) "American dream destroyed. Very sad, very emotional. Not one medical fact in the whole pathetic tale. You've lost perspective, Cuddy. You've stopped looking at this as a doctor. You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof. You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right."

• (Unnamed) "He has Streptobacillus."
• (Unnamed) "Rat Bite Fever."
• (Unnamed) "Boogie-oogie-oogie."

• (Unnamed) "Looks like Cuddy -- Same cleavage."

• (Unnamed) "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"

• (Unnamed) "If you're wallowing in self-loathing, I've got something that might help. We're getting sued."

• (Unnamed) "Are you being intentionally dense?"
• (Unnamed) "Huh?"

• (Unnamed) "You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been -- nasty."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good."

• (Unnamed) "You really want to screw Whitey? Be one of the few black men to live long enough to collect social security. Take the medicine."

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