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Hysteria (2011 film) Quotes

Hysteria (2011 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Hysteria ended its run in 1970.

It features Tracey Becker as producer, Gast Waltzing in charge of musical score, and Sean Bobbitt as head of cinematography.

Hysteria (2011 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Hysteria (2011 film) is 95 minutes long. Hysteria (2011 film) is distributed by BIM Distribuzione.

The cast includes: Sheridan Smith as Molly, Hugh Dancy as Mortimer Granville, Anna Chancellor as Mrs. Bellamy, Rupert Everett as Edmund St. John-Smythe, Maggie Gyllenhaal as Charlotte Dalrymple, Jonathan Pryce as Dr. Robert Dalrymple, Gemma Jones as Lady St. John-Smythe, and Linda Woodhall as Nurse Smalley.

Hysteria (2011 film) Quotes

Hugh Dancy as Mortimer Granville

  • (Hugh Dancy) "Sir, I would be enormously grateful for any position that allowed me to offer relief to my patients, with little chance of killing them."

Linda Woodhall as Nurse Smalley

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Anna Chancellor as Mrs. Bellamy

  • (Anna Chancellor) "I truly don't even know why I'm here, doctor."
  • (Anna Chancellor) "Well, of course it's difficult running a large household by oneself. And raising four children is exacting, but they're wonderful, wonderful children. And my husband, he's a good man. A very hard worker. Um -- Ahem. Well, there is just one thing. Sometimes at night, when he comes to me, I imagine myself splitting his fat bald head with a great large ax."

Maggie Gyllenhaal as Charlotte Dalrymple

  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "For us it's mindless housework and doting on some halfwit."
  • (Hugh Dancy) "You can make some halfwit very happy."
  • (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "It's simply not enough for me, or for most women. Would it be enough for you?"
  • (Hugh Dancy) "Oh, I'm not most women."

Jonathan Pryce as Dr. Robert Dalrymple

  • (Jonathan Pryce) "Well, all's well that ends well. Ah, fresh air and perambulation, the key to mental acuity and long life."
  • (Gemma Jones) "If you say so, doctor."
  • (Jonathan Pryce) "Oh look, ducks --"

Sheridan Smith as Molly

  • (Sheridan Smith) "What do you call that little thing?"
  • (Hugh Dancy) "I was calling it the feather duster."
  • (Sheridan Smith) "Well I'd think of something quick, so that a girl knows what to ask for."

Rupert Everett as Edmund St. John-Smythe

  • (Rupert Everett) "The Rubby-Nubby."
  • (Hugh Dancy) "The Vibratorium."
  • (Rupert Everett) "The Jiggly-Wiggly?"
  • (Hugh Dancy) "Paroxysmator."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Oh, the Sorcerer's Apprentice."
  • (Hugh Dancy) "The Excitetator?"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Mr. Wobbly."
  • (Hugh Dancy) "Oh, please."
  • (Rupert Everett) "What about, The Squealer?"

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