I Am Comic Quotes

I Am Comic is a television program that debuted in 1970 . I Am Comic ended its run in 1970.

It features David Reynolds in charge of musical score, and Jeanne Lipsey as head of cinematography.

I Am Comic is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Am Comic is 87 minutes long. I Am Comic is distributed by IFC Films.

I Am Comic Quotes

• (Unnamed) "A lot of people out there are going to ask 'why did they interview Carlos about this? Carlos is a joke thief, Carlos steals jokes and we know this.' Listen to me and look at me when I tell you this, with all honesty: if you think that I steal jokes, f*** yeah, you're right. Of course I f***ing steal jokes, are you out of your f***ing mind? When I come to a comedy club, you better run, bitch, you better get the f*** off stage because if anything you say is even remotely funny, I'm going to make it mine. And all I'm going to do is say 'Mexican' in the front. I'm like a rapper, I just sample s*** and make it my own. Was that really my song? I don't know, but it sounds like mine, but it kind of sounds like somebody else's. It's a hit, bitch."

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