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I Can Do Bad All by Myself (film) Quotes

I Can Do Bad All by Myself (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . I Can Do Bad All by Myself stopped airing in 1970.

It features Tyler Perry as producer, Aaron Zigman in charge of musical score, and Alexander Gruszynski as head of cinematography.

I Can Do Bad All by Myself (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Can Do Bad All by Myself (film) is 113 minutes long. I Can Do Bad All by Myself (film) is distributed by Lionsgate.

The cast includes: Hope Olaidé Wilson as Joe, Tyler Perry as Madea, Hope Olaidé Wilson as Jennifer, and Adam Rodriguez as Sandino.

I Can Do Bad All by Myself (film) Quotes

Tyler Perry as Madea

  • (Tyler Perry) "You know who you remind me of right now? You remind me of Peter. You know who Peter was? Peter was one of the twelve disciplines. And they were out on a boat near an isle in the Greek Atlantic Ocean. And when they was on this boat, a storm rose up and the twelve disciplines, they got really, really worried and upset. They said, "Oh Lord, what are we gonna do?" and they saw something coming towards them that looked like a ghost. But it wasn't a ghost. It was Jesus. And Peter said, "Jesus, if that's you then let me come out to you." You gotta be careful what you ask the Lord for. So Jesus said, "Come on out." So Peter stepped out of the boat and was walking on the water."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "He was walking on water?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "On the water. He was walking on the water toward Jesus. Long as he kept his eyes on Jesus, he stayed on top of the water. He took his eyes off him though. You know why? He got distracted. You know why he got distracted? See, this is what you got to do. When you got your eye on Jesus, you can't get distracted by nothing. Jonah passed by in the belly of the whale. He looked down, Free Willy, with Jonah inside the belly and it made him distracted so he started to sink. He said, "Jesus, Jesus, help me." Jesus said, "I can't. I got to go to Calvary. I'm late." So Jesus went on to the cross. He said, "Don't worry though. I'm gonna send you a comforter. When the comforter come, you gonna be alright." So he's swimming. He try and swim. He was worried. And Jaws was coming. Spielberg did that Jaws thing. And he was surrounded. You know what happened?"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "What?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "Just in the nick of time -- See this is what I'm talking about, when you think you ain't gonna make it, in the nick of time, something happens. Noah came up in the arch. That's right, Noah came rowing up in the arch of St. Louis Arch. He pulled right up beside him. Peter got on there, he said, "Thank you for saving me." Noah said, "No problem, man. It's cool. What up, fool?" So he showed him around. Noah had turned the arch into a cruise ship cause he ain't have nothing to do after he saved the world. Hey, you know who was on there? Eve."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Eve?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "She was in the VIP section. And Peter asked, he said, "Eve, come on, go to the show." So she went to see this show. They had tigers. You know, they had two tigers, two bears, two lions. You know how they had the male and the female. Well, Siegfried and Roy was there, and they had the two lions there. And them Lions jumped up and scratched Eve. That's how Eve get them two paws there. You ever see Eve with the paws? She got two paws right there. Read your Bible some time, honey. Read your Bible."

Hope Olaidé Wilson as Jennifer

  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Mabel? What the hell wrong with you? You don't be coming --"
  • (Tyler Perry) "Wake the Hell up."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "You about to give me a heart attack.You too ugly to be waking somebody up in the middle of night, I told you that.You gotta ease that ugly up on people. You can't just show it to them all at once."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "You brought his insulin. I was gonna do it."
  • (Adam Rodriguez) "Well, now you don't have to."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Why are you so nice to us?"
  • (Adam Rodriguez) "I don't understand that question."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "You nice, why?"
  • (Adam Rodriguez) "Why not? You shold expect people to be nice to you. You shouldn't expect people to be mean."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Not in ths world."
  • (Adam Rodriguez) "You get what you expect, right?"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "I guess."
  • (Adam Rodriguez) "You do a great job with your brothers."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "I'm all they got."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "My Grandma Rose used to tell us to pray about things like this."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Then that's what you ought to do, pray about it, talk to the Lord about it. He'll help you."
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Yeah but she only told us to pray. She never told us how. Would you teach me?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "Huh?"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Please."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Show you how to pray?"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Yeah."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Oh, Lord, child, I ain't talked to God since the last time I saw a cop in my rearview mirror. I guess I can try. You know the number?"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "The what?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "The number. To call him. They say, "Jesus On the Mainline." I don't know the number. Okay, sit back. Bow your head. First, giving honor to God, to the head of my life."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Father, I stretch my hand -- to thee. Father God. God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. God of Shadrach, Meshach and the billy goat, who was in the fiery furnace that they barbecued on the day of Pentecost when the Jewish people returned from the Sabbath day up on the mountaintop in Ethiopia. God of Mary J. Blige --"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Madea, that doesn't sound right. That's not how Mama Rose used to do it."
  • (Tyler Perry) "You ain't feel it? You ain't feel the anointing?"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "No."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Alright. Well, look, I don't know nothing about praying. But all praying is is talking to God and having a conversation with him. And at the end, you say the name of Jesus. That's your stamp that will get it up there to him. You hear?"
  • (Hope Olaidé Wilson) "Okay."

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