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I Love You, Beth Cooper (film) Quotes

I Love You, Beth Cooper (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . I Love You, Beth Cooper ended in 1970.

It features Chris Columbus as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Phil Abraham as head of cinematography.

I Love You, Beth Cooper (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia, Great Britain, and United States. Each episode of I Love You, Beth Cooper (film) is 102 minutes long. I Love You, Beth Cooper (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Paul Rust as Denis Cooverman, Jack Carpenter as Rich Munsch, Hayden Panettiere as Beth Cooper, Shawn Roberts as Kevin, Alan Ruck as Mr. C, and Lauren Storm as Treece.

I Love You, Beth Cooper (film) Quotes

Hayden Panettiere as Beth Cooper

  • (Hayden Panettiere) "You really need to get out more."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "You embarrassed me."
  • (Paul Rust) "Uh --"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Still love me?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Am I everything you've ever masturbated to?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Suzie-Q's, yum."
  • (Paul Rust) "My mom says yum."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Yum."
  • (Paul Rust) "Not like that."

Lauren Storm as Treece

  • (Lauren Storm) "Well, s*** my panties."

Paul Rust as Denis Cooverman

  • (Paul Rust) "How did you find us?"
  • (Shawn Roberts) "LoJack, dips***."
  • (Paul Rust) "Thanks. You hit me with your car. That was pretty cool."
  • (Paul Rust) "I'm sorry I'm so pathetic."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Let me tell you something. All boys are pathetic."
  • (Paul Rust) "Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys. And sorry for all the wars and stuff."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "You're funny."
  • (Paul Rust) "I'm just trying to make it through the night alive."
  • (Jack Carpenter) "You're not alive unless you're livin'."

Jack Carpenter as Rich Munsch

  • (Jack Carpenter) "No, Denis. Denis, have you ever seen any of the Friday the 13ths? You run upstairs, you die."
  • (Jack Carpenter) "What? No, it has to be a grand gesture."
  • (Paul Rust) "Like what?"
  • (Jack Carpenter) "You know where she lives, go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her."
  • (Paul Rust) "That's stalking, Rich."
  • (Jack Carpenter) "No, it's not stalking if you love the person. You got to like grab her and throw her in the car and take her someplace where it can be the two of you."
  • (Paul Rust) "Now that's kidnapping."
  • (Jack Carpenter) "It's romantic -- Okay, first we're going to need some rope and duct tape."
  • (Jack Carpenter) "You will never see her again. Nunca."

Alan Ruck as Mr. C

  • (Alan Ruck) "It's okay just to have fun sometimes -- sometimes you just hafta say what the "F""
  • (Jack Carpenter) "Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business 1983 Paul Brickman except he didn't say "F", he said -- f***"
  • (Alan Ruck) "You know what I mean -- Carpe diem"
  • (Jack Carpenter) "Aww, I didn't know you were such a movie buff Mr C. Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society"
  • (Alan Ruck) "Yes, Thank you Rich we know. It's good, come here please"
  • (Alan Ruck) "There are condoms in my bedside table."
  • (Jack Carpenter) "Do you like know exactly how many there are?"
  • (Alan Ruck) "They are not -- toys"
  • (Paul Rust) "I think my dad wants us to have sex"
  • (Jack Carpenter) "With eachother?"
  • (Paul Rust) "No."

Shawn Roberts as Kevin

  • (Shawn Roberts) "Prepare to die."

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